Moderately interesting fact
Moderately interesting fact
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BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Did you know if you are using predictive text, runs and stop use the same keys and come straight after each other in the Nokia dictionary.... It's almost car related :)

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Did you know you just inappropriately used the word interesting?

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Yeah, but I got two replies

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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BliarOut said:
Yeah, but I got two replies
Whats he on about then, I dont see 2 replies

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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UKBob said:

BliarOut said:
Yeah, but I got two replies

Whats he on about then, I dont see 2 replies

You ain't doing that again

gh0st

4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Predictive text can get you into big trouble if you are not careful what you are typing

2 little stories for ya

Firstly, I was courting a rather nice young thing a couple of xmas's ago down here in Devon. I then went to my mums house in Reading to housesit for a few days. while I was there she texted me to ask how i was getting on. I texted (or so I thought) "I am watching movies in bed". However the wonderful T9 sent it as "I am watching mother in bed"....

Worst part was when she texted back saying "You are doing WHAT???" I didnt realise what the phone had sent so I merely replied "Well I am bored and there is not much else to do round here". Surprisingly she didnt see me after that..

Secondly a friend of mine a few years back who liked his narcotics quite a lot had a deal with the local drug dealer (who was a fking dangerous well 'ard dude to match!!) where he texted him once a week then picked up a couple of days later. He also liked to send his girlfriend perverted messages. He got his phone entries mixed up one day and told his girlfriend he would like xx greams of this and a few of that and sent a message tot he dealer telling him how much he would like to do unspeakable things with a cucumber to him...

Never did find out if he survived! He didnt realise until he went to do the pickup

Oh the joys of being 17....

Ferg

15,242 posts

286 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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On an associated, but no more interesting, point if you type 'smirnoff' into your Nokia on predictive text............

_VTEC_

2,459 posts

274 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Type in EVO and see what you get. It's rather apt.

UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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BliarOut said:

UKBob said:


BliarOut said:
Yeah, but I got two replies


Whats he on about then, I dont see 2 replies


You ain't doing that again
What what? Im sober, yet I still dont understand you

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Almost as interesting. Be very careful when you type "I need some coal"

UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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Gh0st, stop you're killing me

wipes the tears away!

Watching mother in bed
edited to add, I think thats the funniest thing ive ever read on PH

>> Edited by UKBob on Monday 15th August 19:02

_VTEC_

2,459 posts

274 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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BliarOut said:
Almost as interesting. Be very careful when you type "I need some coal"


Tried it. Pretty good.

UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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_VTEC_ said:

BliarOut said:
Almost as interesting. Be very careful when you type "I need some coal"



Tried it. Pretty good.
What did it say

gh0st

4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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BliarOut said:
Almost as interesting. Be very careful when you type "I need some coal"


Try "Im home in bed" - It took me a looooooong time to explain to my dad why I felt the need to send the un-checked version of that to him....

sparkythecat

8,097 posts

284 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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_VTEC_ said:

BliarOut said:
Almost as interesting. Be very careful when you type "I need some coal"



Tried it. Pretty good.


Got me there you bs !

BliarOut

Original Poster:

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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And I wasn't trying to text about coal when I found that out

gh0st

4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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BliarOut said:
And I wasn't trying to text about coal when I found that out


My Samsung D500 is perverted! All you CAN get from coal is either Anal or Cock!!!

UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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sparkythecat said:

_VTEC_ said:


BliarOut said:
Almost as interesting. Be very careful when you type "I need some coal"




Tried it. Pretty good.



Got me there you bs !
But what does I need some coal translate as? (I lost my mobile whilst out clubbing not so long ago )

nightmare

5,279 posts

313 months

Monday 15th August 2005
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UKBob said:
Gh0st, stop you're killing me

wipes the tears away!

Watching mother in bed
edited to add, I think thats the funniest thing ive ever read on PH


ditto - f**king hysterical. thats definitely one for the pub!