Crop Christmas trees

[mutt k]

It's that time of year when the crops are nearly ready for harvest and "aliens" visit Wiltshire from outer space looking for yokels to study, leaving pretty patterns in the wheat for Daily Mail readers to oooh and aaah over. Yes folks, here's the evidence that we are not alone. On a bike ride yesterday through the Vale of Pewsey, I spotted evidence of a visitation. In the shape of a Christmas tree!!!! Who'd a thought that aliens know about Christmas trees??

You couldn't make it up!

[vixpy1]

Ok.. two questions..

1) Where the hell is Pewsey?

2) What the hell were you doing on a bike?

Thats a Sin Bin offence round here!

[mybrainhurts]

Of course they know about Christmas trees....

John Prescott told them......

[mutt k]

vixpy1 said:

Ok.. two questions.. 1) Where the hell is Pewsey? 2) What the hell were you doing on a bike? Thats a Sin Bin offence round here!

1)Near Marlborough

2) Only my car should be called Porker, not me

Sin bin? Not again, please no, don't send me back there, I can't take the dark, the cold, the silence, the slavering (sp?)of mod's jaws as they jostle for position to pick at my bones (should I go on?)