Who should I lay off

[tvrbob]

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision; they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra said, "Could you jack off? I've got a headache."

[Einion Yrth]

Sean Connery thread surely?
Mirthsome though.

[Chim_Knee]

tvrbob said:

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision; they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off." Debra said, "Could you jack off? I've got a headache."

Sensible girl - kept her job AND kept the way clear for suing for sexual harrasment.

Did she keep her job in the end?

[silversun]

That's hilarious!

[Chim_Knee]

silversun said:

That's hilarious!

[coy]Thanks...[blush]

[silversun]

Chim_Knee said:

silversun said: That's hilarious! [coy]Thanks...[blush]

[twirl moustache]You look mighty purdy when you do that. [/twirl moustache]

[WildCat]

Und the water from the water cooler ist all over the table here...