Undesirable surnames

[UKBob]

Years ago, whilst slaving away for minimum crust an hour in a job working with the public, I decided to write some of them down on a scrap of paper which I found whilst cleaning the other day.

Some arn't too bad, and my apologies if your names on the list ;)

Mrs Bottomly
Mr Deadman
Mrs Badcock
Mr Stonecock
Mr Pervey
Mr Pratt
Mr Shagnot
And a guy whose initials and surname were 'BJ Messum'

Im sure there are worse names

:ears:

[wiggy001]

O Bin Laden...

[timmy30]

I have a book written by a certain Mr Robert S. Pindyck

[bjwoods]

miss titcumb

Used to senn one support (young male) desk into near hysterics, the fact that she also sounded very young, 'nice' did not help

B

[L100NYY]

Knew of somebody through work called Dr D'eath. No seiously I really did!

It was pronounced Dr Dee Ath

[milfordkong]

A guy at school I knew was called Gareth Head,

middle name: Richard!

[slinky]

My Mother's maiden name is Hiscock.

She is called Susan, shortened to Sue ... Sue Hiscock
When she was younger she trained as a nursh... Nurse Hiscock

Her mother is called Patricia, shortened to Pat, Pat Hiscock ..

slinky

[timmy30]

Nice girl I knew at college was called Katy Dick.....
if that wasn't bad enough her brother was called Andrew

[lazyitus]

I've dealt with:

Mr Blood

Mr De'ath

Mr Gay

and more recently, Mr Mistry. (Pronounced Mystery)

[r988]

Was doing the mail the other day at work and one of the outgoing letter was to a 'Mr A. Holle'
Well made me snigger anyway...

[mel]

I had a primary school teacher called Mrs Whore, I guess she could only teach primary school kids as in general they didn't get the joke.

Later when I was in the Navy there was a WREN clerk called Kim Whore and on her name badge on her desk it said "WRN Whore" it always caused a comotion when her big fat ogre of a boss threw people out the pay office for comments such as "is that your name or your branch love?"

[Raify]

Seen on film credits:

Arsene Diclic :snigger:

[maxrider]

Used to work with a bloke called Michael Hunt... he insisted on being called Mike for some reason.

The Leicester phone book a few years ago also had a tradesman in showing his full name as Issac Hunt

[Li'l Pugs]

I work with a John Dick, and used to see a customer sometimes called Mr Twatt.........pronounced like an "o" not an "a".......

[DanBoy]

One of our delivery drivers is called Doug Death!

>> Edited by DanBoy on Monday 15th August 11:12

[planetdave]

Have these people never heard of deed poll?

[maxf]

L100NYY said:

Knew of somebody through work called Dr D'eath. No seiously I really did! It was pronounced Dr Dee Ath

So did I!!! Its not an uncommon name apparently - although how many are Dr's I don't know!

Did yours wear a black cloak and carry a sythe as well???

[Raify]

I've seen a list of all the Dentists in my region (girlfriend is dentist) and we have:

Dr Love & Dr Daddy in the area!

[JonRB]

According to the Global Address List of my current client, they have the following employees / associates:

Ralph Wanke
Alexandra Wankum
Firhart Arshad (only really funny to FARK readers )
Eva Fartelova
Jacky Pee
Damien Wee
Katarina Feckova

(I did not make any of those up - I swear)

Edit: Although I acknowledge that it is possible, given that it is such a large organisation, that some wag might have added a few bogus names. After all I did find a Winnie Pooh in the address list as well.

>> Edited by JonRB on Monday 15th August 11:20

[titiany]

On my old work's international database there was a Mr Kunt.

That got me chuckling for years.