Tory think tank for General Election

[anonymous-user]

Policy formation think tank

1. We lost lots of money so let’s hit the pensioners and u turn on the triple lock. We must be able to grab a few quid off gran and grandad
2. Eco idiots. Get the police to give them water and food don’t arrest them. Let hard working people suffer the inconvenience. Tough if they are delayed getting to hospital
3. Cut the budgets of the NHS, Care sector and defence that should find a few quid to make up for what the boss lost on her mini budget. I heard she likes a gamble !
4. Get all the Tory MP’s to keep going on the radio and TV saying how bad things are and that they don’t support the boss. But then make sure they all act like kids arguing whose turn it is next to be PM!

Anyone care to add some ideas for them !

[Gecko1978]

90% of people work for small medium business let's increase tax on those businesses while they also face uncapped energy cost rises inflation and lack of avalibe labour

[ZedLeg]

Gecko1978 said:

90% of people work for small medium business

That doesn't seem like it'd be true

[Portofino]

Constantly dry bum the population with high petrol/heating costs as long as we can for maximum tax take. Tell everyone there is nothing to see here.

[Lotobear]

Hey, I know, let's put in place a de facto PM who's a globalist, harbours clear authoritarian tendencies was a lockdown fetishist and jab fanatic; no one will ever remember as he's ever so smooth and polished and will look good on the world stage.

[SmoothCriminal]

Let companies make billions in profit but tell workers not to ask for a payrise because INFLATION.

[Harrison Bergeron]

Elect someone with links to the CCP as chancellor?

[Super Sonic]

No2 is good, but go one step further and get the police to close a perfectly usable very busy bridge for 'safety reasons', then the public will welcome the public order bill.

[Electro1980]

ZedLeg said:

Gecko1978 said:

90% of people work for small medium business

That doesn't seem like it'd be true

It’s not. It’s about 60%. 45% are small and 15% medium. Of those 45% a huge number will be single person business who have no energy costs and don’t have labour shortages as they don’t employ anyone.

[frisbee]

Pledge to remove the 3-point turn from the driving test and replace it with the U-turn.

[Ntv]

Lotobear said:

Hey, I know, let's put in place a de facto PM who's a globalist, harbours clear authoritarian tendencies was a lockdown fetishist and jab fanatic; no one will ever remember as he's ever so smooth and polished and will look good on the world stage.

LOL. Well said.

Sounds so cool when he throws in a classical allusion to wow and patronise the proles per chance?