Reincarnation

[Balmoral Green]

I dont believe any of it, but if I was going to come back as something else, it would have to be Pub Dog.

What about you?

[andy mac]

A cat! They rock!

[Balmoral Green]

andy mac said:

A cat! They rock!

Not in my pub

[minimax]

a Lion. all they do is eat sleep and shag. can't be bad!

[bimmer-e30]

a giant tortoise!

[mybrainhurts]

A Stuka Pigeon......

I have a list.......

[AlexH]

One of Angelina Jolie's g-strings...

[Cyberhuss]

A Dolphin

[Cyberhuss]

AlexH said:

One of Angelina Jolie's g-strings...

Surely if you could be reincarnated as an object / item that Angelina Jolie uses it would be her dildo?

[m1spw]

I was talking to a roofer the other day, and he said he would be reincarnated as himself.....so he could spend all his money......which kind of makes sense....sort of...

[mybrainhurts]

Cyberhuss said:

AlexH said: One of Angelina Jolie's g-strings... Surely if you could be reincarnated as an object / item that Angelina Jolie uses it would be her dildo?

Why?

That's a bit like being a potholer with the trembles.....

[AlexH]

mybrainhurts said:

Cyberhuss said: AlexH said: One of Angelina Jolie's g-strings... Surely if you could be reincarnated as an object / item that Angelina Jolie uses it would be her dildo? Why? That's a bit like being a potholer with the trembles.....

[Cyberhuss]

mybrainhurts said:

Why? That's a bit like being a potholer with the trembles.....

So i would rather be dildo than her g-string

Anyway i want to be reincarnated as a Dolphin.. they also get wet

[theexcession]

minimax said:

a Lion. all they do is eat sleep and shag. can't be bad!

and get bitten by fleas... all day long, and suffer when ever they get hurt or injured in a fight. Ggo hungry when there is nothing to hunt or they are too ill to hunt...

No thanks, I'll come back as a human every time please.

[minimax]

theexcession said:

minimax said: a Lion. all they do is eat sleep and shag. can't be bad! and get bitten by fleas... all day long, and suffer when ever they get hurt or injured in a fight. Ggo hungry when there is nothing to hunt or they are too ill to hunt... No thanks, I'll come back as a human every time please.

hey don't be deep about it this is a pub conversation!

we're supposed to be musing on which type of lion would best win a fight, and whether the females are harder than the males etc

[simpo two]

I came back as God. It's brilliant!

[andy mac]

Balmoral Green said:

andy mac said: A cat! They rock! Not in my pub

Pah... Your dog has your protection... Just wait for it to get outside without h9is 'mates'!!!

[Lois]

I'd be a pig and not so I can roll around in sh*t!

[andy mac]

Why a pig? You have a fantasy about being a bacon butty?

[warmfuzzies]

Hitler, then convert to Buddism.............