Trivia

[dinkel]

[quote=PetrolTed]27% of PHers have a flat screen TV (plasma/LCD)[/quote]

A healthy man who is good physical shape has about 12 to 15 percent body fat. A woman in good shape has between 15 to 18 percent. The models used in most of the advertising for abdominal machines, on the other hand, have less than 10 percent body fat.

[mybrainhurts]

Oh

[timmy30]

It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown.

[MKGriff]

So if I smile a lot, can I get a 6 pack and then model on sales TV?

[milfordkong]

There are more fake plastic flamingos in the USA than there are real ones in the entire world!

[vixpy1]

Only 65% of Americans vote in the presidential elections.

The other 35% can't fit in the polling booths

[jimothy]

timmy30 said:

It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown.

How many to wk over the models on TV?

[feck_on_a_stick]

You can't lick your elbow

[vixpy1]

jimothy said:

timmy30 said: It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown. How many to wk over the models on TV?

You got model cars on top of your TV as well then?

[MILF]

Polar bears are always left handed.

[skibum]

feck_on_a_stick said:

You can't lick your elbow

ah, but you can - some people sent in footage of them doing it on Brainiac on Sky....

[jimothy]

MILF said:

Polar bears are always left handed.

And Polar Bears are black.


It's their hair that makes them appear white.

Any they know their noses are black so hide them with snow or their paws when sleeping!

[timmy30]

Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.

[feck_on_a_stick]

skibum said:

feck_on_a_stick said: You can't lick your elbow ah, but you can - some people sent in footage of them doing it on Brainiac on Sky....

ach bugger. people will do anything to get on telly, and make me look stupid on PH threads!!!!

You cant kiss yer own arse???

>> Edited by feck_on_a_stick on Friday 12th August 15:59

[MILF]

Polar bears use snow to disguise their black noses ?

Image of 9 foot tall, 800lb polar bear attired with a pair of spectacles, fake moustache & trench coat.

The seals will still see through all that though. Its the paws that give it away.

[skibum]

personally? - no.....

But I've seen some very bendy ladies on the internet!!

[timmy30]

On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

[jimothy]

timmy30 said:

On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

Hard part is getting her to shut up long enough to get those 2000 words in...

[cotty]

timmy30 said:

On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

Does that include words typed on PH

[Trooper2]

vixpy1 said:

Only 65% of Americans vote in the presidential elections. The other 35% can't fit in the polling booths

100% of Floridians F it up.




sorry Ernest and Seafarer I had to.