Captions please

[Bodo]

[pic]http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,503209,00.jpg[/pic]

[Bodo]

Eight cylinder Ford

[Gandalf]

"Dear Mz. Jones I`m sorry to have to inform that you have failed to pass your test on this occasion."

[Trooper2]

Next up on C.B.C.... the "Red-Green show".

[roadsweeper]

Well, one minute I was driving along minding my own business, the next minute this Transit van in front slammed on the brakes and the rest, well, you can see for yourself.

[cerby4.5]

Husband:
Quick! Pull that door closed and tidy up the tarp and no-one will know we have bought a Fiesta!!
Wife (trying to be optimistic):
At least we don't have to drive it until we have suitably large bags for our heads!

[Lois]

Dont drink and drive. Call Mr B on 95 95 95.

[monkeyhanger]

He thought the wife wouldn't see the Fiesta hidden in the back...

Unfortunately he forgot about the copy of Razzle on the dashboard.

[scared but happy]

An attempt to recreate the scene from 'The Italian Job' on the cheap goes badly wrong.

[WildCat]

Told you to blow the bladdy daws orf!

[bmgm3]

Local pikeys leave for a holiday

[Lois]

Double car bomb attack misinterpretated by suicide bombers.

[GezzSideways]

New ford concept wows geneva!

[smele]

Trooper2 said:

Next up on C.B.C.... the "Red-Green show".

It's a 4 wheel drive Transit.

"If The Women Don't Find You Handsome, They Should At Least Find You Handy".

[wolf1]

Customs Officer:- "Anything to declare sir?"

[alexkp]

Bodo said:

- The Producers of the new Bond film were less than impressed with Barry's designs for 007's next set of wheels...

[Jinx]

Written in the dirt on the back of the transit.

"If only my wife was as tight a fit as this van.....


She is mate..."

[Podie]

Gazboy said:

Lois demonstrates that she can park...

[dinkel]

scared but happy said:

An attempt to recreate the scene from 'The Italian Job' on the cheap goes badly wrong.

I was going to say that . . .

"Honey did you see the Pug?"

"Yeah, you told me to pack her so I did . . ."

[2 Smokin Barrels]

I wonder what the father was?