Slippers

[bmgm3]

I need a pair of slippers. This whole damn house has cream carpet and shows up every bit of dirt from boots and trainers, even just wearing socks leaves bits of fluff all over the place and makes a mess.
Some things you need to know .
1, I'm not an old fart yet you know . I'm 30.
2, No I don't want any tartan slippers like you grandad has thanks.
3, I don't want to answer the door to the good looking girl next door,only for her to see in some pair of horrid slippers. So something with some style please.

I thank you .

[minimax]

I have never seen a pair of slippers that look cool. never.

why not just wash the carpet every now and then? or even better, hire a fit cleaner and pay extra to have her dress skimpily

[vixpy1]

bmgm3 said:

1, I'm not an old fart yet you know . I'm 30. 2, No I don't want any tartan slippers like you grandad has thanks. 3, I don't want to answer the door to the good looking girl next door,only for her to see in some pair of horrid slippers. So something with some style please. I thank you .

1) Do you smoke a pipe?

2) How about some big fluffy ones with dog ears? Hush puppys?

3) Wear clothes as well as slippers, then it won't be so shocking for her.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

[BliarOut]

Have you thought about knitting some?



http://irenecrafts.com/patterns/bed_slippers.htm

[wedge girl]

Maybe some silk slippers?

[UKBob]

Xmas special, or all year rounders?

[BliarOut]

Oh they are very very nice Bob Are they made of sanitary towels? Cheap to make, and as an added bonus I'm sure they would help to prevent any embarrasing foot odour problems

[UKBob]

BliarOut said:

Oh they are very very nice Bob They made of sanitary towels! Cheap to make, and as an added bonus they do seem to prevent embarrasing foot odour problems

Got a pair already, have we?

[bmgm3]

There must be a pair out there with at least some comedy value if nothing else . Keep searching ....

[2 Smokin Barrels]

To introduce our guest star, that's what I'm here to do, and it makes me very happy to introduce to you..........

[Prof Beard]

What about a pair of flip-flops or jelly sandles for use only in the house?

Prof Beard

[rooster]

might seem a bit obvious but if the place is carpeted just go bare footed! Just a thought!

[2 Smokin Barrels]

rooster said:

might seem a bit obvious but if the place is carpeted just go bare footed! Just a thought!

..that assumes clean feet of course

[rooster]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

rooster said: might seem a bit obvious but if the place is carpeted just go bare footed! Just a thought! ..that assumes clean feet of course

or he could walk on his hands!

[Plotloss]

Slippers maketh the man.

Choose wisely.

[m1spw]

rooster said:

2 Smokin Barrels said: rooster said: might seem a bit obvious but if the place is carpeted just go bare footed! Just a thought! ..that assumes clean feet of course or he could walk on his hands!

Or socks?

[AlexH]

Prof Beard said:

What about a pair of flip-flops or jelly sandles for use only in the house? Prof Beard

Flip-flops or Birkenstocks definitely the way to go...

[MKGriff]

Why not go for sheer exuberance and impress Doris next door:-

[bimmer-e30]

A bit too big?

May be a bit too small, but all the same so cute!