Fox or Pervert?

[liner33]

Woke up in a bit of a fight or flight situation at 3am , heard this noise and my raddled brain told me it was somebody in the room, it wasn't , the noise was from the garden but couldn't see anything as too dark

I think its a fox or maybe a heavy breather but what about the PH massive ?

I live in the sticks and a fox is a very rare sight, but we also commonly see Deer (Muntjac and Roe), horses perhaps a little one (large Racehorse stable nearby) and plenty of birdlife, next door do have chickens

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0IvLcGOcXn4?&ab...

[robscot]

Fox

[paintman]

^^^^^
Fox.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYHrG6UC4U

[liner33]

Muntjac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT6tQx3MFvA&ab...

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Pervert.

[Evolved]

Only one way to find out… fight!

[wong]

CCTV or wildlife camera

[Chedders]

Fox Pervert?

[Percy Cushion]

There’s only one way to find out, you need to do a stakeout tonight, get crotch less hot pants on and sleep outside, if you wake up with a sore ass, it’s not a fox 🤣

Don’t forget to let us know how you get on….

[Mr Pointy]

Hedgehog? My neighbours came banging on my door late one evening as they thought something was being murderd in my garden - I pointed out it was just a pair of hedgehogs getting jiggy.

[cayman-black]

Piedo?

[RUSTILLDOWN]

Definitely a fox, however, I think I also heard a pervert in the first few seconds.

[liner33]

Chedders said:

Fox Pervert?

Crack fox ?

[paintman]

Percy Cushion said:

There’s only one way to find out, you need to do a stakeout tonight, get crotch less hot pants on and sleep outside, if you wake up with a sore ass, it’s not a fox ??

Don’t forget to let us know how you get on….

...and don't forget to film it

[Super Sonic]

Dogknotted pervert.

[Louis Balfour]

cayman-black said:

Piedo?

What is a Piedo? Someone with an unnatural attraction to pies?

[Caddyshack]

Louis Balfour said:

cayman-black said:

Piedo?

What is a Piedo? Someone with an unnatural attraction to pies?

Oh my god…I think I am a Piedo and didn’t even know it….I do like a nice pie.

[dudleybloke]

Which were you hoping for?

[Equus]

liner33 said:

Muntjac

Muntjac, without a shadow of a doubt.

[the tribester]

Muntjac who'd spotted the pervert looking into your window.

We've had the female fox scream at ours, certainly gets your attention!