Funny foreign english text

[UKBob]

Akshay:
Feel free to shoot whatever questions you may have

Marcel:
thanks, i'm will work on it

Marcel:
You can feel me in with the changes

Marcel:
i hope to finish this project in time. i don't like extended date-lines.

Marcel:
We Will get to know each other good enough to make this discussions superflous.

para says:
Did you autentificate?

para says:
I have to work a lot and because of that i am little untouchable.
Until then i have very low dead times to talk to you.

Sebastian says:
There should be a changement.

Akshay says:
I am sorry for botheration but I found the file.

Andrei Says:
ok, leave it into my hands

Sebastian says:
i have registrated all the updtaes.

Sebastian says:
I now stuff like this as my pockets (meaning like the inside of my pockets)

Sebastian says:
I could smell him. (meaning I could sense he had talent)

Sebastian says:
I though i have understandood. let me have a quick schema.

Sebastian says:
he was in holyday

para says:
let me check aound. i don't promise anythig,
but i have to stetch my antenas

Punit says:
we can check the spelling to the last alphabet to make sure it is correct

I said: What did you have for lunch?
Cris says: i don't know how is it called, that white thing that eat chineese people.
I said: What, a shark?
Cris says: No no, mice. (meaning rice)

[Incorrigible]

Do you work at the same place as me ??

[UKBob]

Incorrigible said:

Do you work at the same place as me ??

I thinked about that, whats your name of this place which are we at together working?

[wizzpig]

Taken from an actual email I received not less than 1 hour ago...

" Sir,

Sir Ron and Chris will travel tonight to B1 Al asad at 10:00 pm show time to Jacot here at B6.

Please wait send guys to take there at B1 airport.

Thanks"

I just replied "Thanks..."

[Chim_Knee]

wizzpig said:

Taken from an actual email I received not less than 1 hour ago... " Sir, Sir Ron and Chris will travel tonight to B1 Al asad at 10:00 pm show time to Jacot here at B6. Please wait send guys to take there at B1 airport. Thanks" I just replied "Thanks..."

Does that mean you will or won't be in the country for next Thursday?!

>> Edited by Chim_Knee on Thursday 4th August 13:10

[wizzpig]

Chim_Knee said:

wizzpig said: Taken from an actual email I received not less than 1 hour ago... " Sir, Sir Ron and Chris will travel tonight to B1 Al asad at 10:00 pm show time to Jacot here at B6. Please wait send guys to take there at B1 airport. Thanks" I just replied "Thanks..." Does that mean you will or won't be in the country for next Thursday?! >> Edited by Chim_Knee on Thursday 4th August 13:10

I have absolutely no idea what that means but should I not get out tonight, I know where they keep they keys for the Chinooks and I have a compass.


there's loads of em lying around, they wont miss one!