Caption this

[havoc]

[57Ford]

I’m thinking it’s something about a massive useless cock…

[Pitre]

Patriotic soldier told he mustn't have a flagpole on his helmet?

[languagetimothy]

Photographic Evidence of traditional Ukrainian wine decanter being used in a garden during Kiev curfew.

[Johnnytheboy]

Svetlana's apprehension was lowered when the massive cocks Boris and Vlodomyr told her they were planning to get out finally appeared.

[Trenchard]

havoc said:

Putin saves the cost of hiring a translator to tell Boris and Volodymyr Struk to 'Cluck Off'.

[DodgyGeezer]

Svetlana's looking forward to being double teamed

[Short Grain]

havoc said:

Not a caption but just look at her face. She knows this is going on the internet and is already going through the possibilities in her head, along with the Ukraine equivalent of "Oh Crap, why did I let this happen?"

[thenetwork]

Another piss up at No 10 this Saturday night, Volodymyr... can you make it ...

[ArmaghMan]

Yes that's right.

You give us this and we give you Chelsea F.C

[anonymous-user]

3 cocks pictured with 2 Ukrainians

[csd19]

Chicken Kiev?

[POIDH]

That awkward moment when Svetlana realised that the Ukranian cocks were nothing in comparison to the UK one.

[deeen]

I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours?

[sherman]

Boris survives as not all eggs in one basket

[DodgyGeezer]

csd19 said:

Chicken Kiev?

[wildoliver]

After hearing Boris was flying to the Ukraine Vladimir decided to annoy the British public even more by not shooting him down.

[V1nce Fox]

“Proven liar looks to create distraction”.