Some very clever chavs....yeh right.....
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Just came back into my house having had a bit of a fight with some chavs. 2 of them were throwing water bombs at me and my mates (they were 10-11) so I got a bit pissed off. One came quite close, hit my FOOT :yikes: with some water then legged it. I ran after them, one turned round and saw me sprinting towards him and obviously sh@t himself. So his mate moons me, I have no idea why, and then he decided to hide behind a small tree. I grabbed him by his shirt and told him to piss off. He then called me lanky:
Me: "yeh, its coz im older than you"
Chav1: "well......you might have a point there...."
[small]Isn't that just the best comeback you've ever heard?[/small]
About 10 minutes later we went up to the top of my street and this short, fat, freckly ginger kid called me a w:censored:ker and starts to chase me on his bike. I got up to a pretty decent speed (my bike being WAY better than his), turned round and faced him giving him 2 fingers all the way down me street. His face was a picture, he got angrier the further we went. He got even more pissed off and went off with his mate to get his water guns. Cue much worrying and fear from me about getting wet.
He came down and started arguing with me. Heres a fantastic example of his perfect logic:
Chav1: "you look well f:censored:king thick"
Me: "Actualy, I go to a private school and I'm one of the best in the year (with a big smirk)"
Chav1: "I knew you were a swot as soon as I saw you"
It was absolutely hilarious, like when the other chav kid used the really old comeback:
Him: "What you gonna do to me?"
Me: "What are YOU going to do to me?"
Him: "[long silence].....I'll go and get me mate whos much bigger than you....."
Funnily enough he never did turn up and when I asked the kid to punch me he turned round to see his other 3 friends had legged it seeing a fight coming, so he did too. I hope this has provided some of the hilarity it gave me :hehe:
Me: "yeh, its coz im older than you"
Chav1: "well......you might have a point there...."
[small]Isn't that just the best comeback you've ever heard?[/small]
About 10 minutes later we went up to the top of my street and this short, fat, freckly ginger kid called me a w:censored:ker and starts to chase me on his bike. I got up to a pretty decent speed (my bike being WAY better than his), turned round and faced him giving him 2 fingers all the way down me street. His face was a picture, he got angrier the further we went. He got even more pissed off and went off with his mate to get his water guns. Cue much worrying and fear from me about getting wet.
He came down and started arguing with me. Heres a fantastic example of his perfect logic:
Chav1: "you look well f:censored:king thick"
Me: "Actualy, I go to a private school and I'm one of the best in the year (with a big smirk)"
Chav1: "I knew you were a swot as soon as I saw you"
It was absolutely hilarious, like when the other chav kid used the really old comeback:
Him: "What you gonna do to me?"
Me: "What are YOU going to do to me?"
Him: "[long silence].....I'll go and get me mate whos much bigger than you....."
Funnily enough he never did turn up and when I asked the kid to punch me he turned round to see his other 3 friends had legged it seeing a fight coming, so he did too. I hope this has provided some of the hilarity it gave me :hehe:
m1spw = maverick1 / southpaw? 
Hardly suprising really.
m1spw on another thread said:
23/07/05
Hi everyone,
Just saying hello, I've been lurking for about a month but this seems a nice friendly place. Hope you can welcome me into your community!
Thanks
m1spw
Trying again, this time without your foot in your mouth?
m1spw said:
He came down and started arguing with me. Heres a fantastic example of his perfect logic:
Chav1: "you look well fking thick"
Me: "Actualy, I go to a private school and I'm one of the best in the year (with a big smirk)"
Chav1: "I knew you were a swot as soon as I saw you"
What a shame that your private school didn't teach you grammar or spelling......it begs the question 'what are the worst in the year like ?'
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