Does the barista fancy me?

[Louis Balfour]

[s1962a]

Ask him?

[dundarach]

I fancy the lass in Cafe Nero, however only ever order a black americarno...perhaps I should change.

[bucksmanuk]

No

[GAjon]

Must do, it must hurt dipping the end of your knob in hot coffee.

[Louis Balfour]

dundarach said:

I fancy the lass in Cafe Nero, however only ever order a black americarno...perhaps I should change.

It may not play how you’d like.

[essayer]

is it not a "L" for "Louis" ?

[dundarach]

Louis Balfour said:

dundarach said:

I fancy the lass in Cafe Nero, however only ever order a black americarno...perhaps I should change.

It may not play how you’d like.

I suspect her eyes are already saying the

[Louis Balfour]

essayer said:

is it not a "L" for "Louis" ?

Ugh, yes if you turn the handle the right way it could be.

But at least I have Svetlana to go back to. I had another email from her this morning and if I send her another £2000 she can definitely book a flight for next week.

[bigandclever]

Very poor goatse effort.

[MDMA .]

A little heavy on the chocolate. Is she/he/it new?

[bristolbaron]

Check she didn’t used to work for Aldi, right flirt that one.

[r1ch]

Can you ask for our entertainment. This could be the new version of the "girl at work" thread.

[p4cks]

Hi. They're actually two fingers, a not-so-subtle hint for you to stop leering over me when I'm trying to make you a coffee.

Thanks,
Michael.

[x5tuu]

I didn't know any Aldis had cafes in them?!

[MDMA .]

It’s not even at 90 degrees to the handle so you can see it when you pick it up. Unless you have a gammy hand?

Edited by MDMA . on Thursday 10th March 11:51

[Chubbyross]

She’s foretold your imminent myocardial infarction.

[shih tzu faced]

Chubbyross said:

She’s foretold your imminent myocardial infarction.

That’s easy for you to say

[Spare tyre]

Op next week

https://youtu.be/S1ksjT43pt0

[vulture1]

bristolbaron said:

Check she didn’t used to work for Aldi, right flirt that one.

lol

x5tuu said:

I didn't know any Aldis had cafes in them?!

whoosh