Chinese translation into English, very funny!

[chris watton]

We had a batch of new kits arrive from China, and we were falling over with laughter at the 'not proof read' English translations, here they are, exactly as written, both in spelling and grammar;

RUSSIN KV-2 TANK

produce at the same time in the KV-1 model 1941 ,the KV-2( Also be called the year in KV-2 model 1941) also thew in the production. The KV-2 characteristic is its quick-fried tower shape. The quick fried tower that equip 152mm howitzer reports the hexegon keeps the square form, resembling an enormous box. But, it is said because of the excess, if not on the horozontal plane, dry by heat the tower connect to revolve all and very difficult. Because of such weakness, KV-2 is in actual battle, only used for proceeding to the virtuous soldier the thermodynamic power inhibit, but need not in the battlefield that hour of backstroke break water.


:yikes:

The kit itself is superb, but they really ought to check the translation when running it through their software!!!!! :hehe:

[havoc]

chinese proverb said:

but need not in the battlefield that hour of backstroke break water.

Sounds very meaningful...I'm sure the answer to life, the universe and everything is in there somewhere!!!


>> Edited by havoc on Monday 1st August 13:21

[hwassall]

How about English to Chinese to English, usual apologies if posted before...

http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html

[JonRB]

"Waiter! This steak is rubbery"
"Ahh! Thankyou velly much, sir"

sorry

[rsvmilly]

hwassall said:

How about English to Chinese to English, usual apologies if posted before... http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html

And they still made more sense than George Lucas's dialogue.

[sadako]

For great justice..

[ZR1cliff]

My local chinky always welcomes me with "Herro Criff"

[JonRB]

sadako said:

For great justice..

What you say?

[slinky]

www.engrish.com

slay no maw

slinky

[chim_knee]

JonRB said:

"Waiter! This steak is rubbery" "Ahh! Thankyou velly much, sir" sorry

[binman]Where's y'bin?
[chineseman]I bin in shower
[binman]No... where's your bin?
[chinese]I say already, I bin in shower
[binman]No, where's y'Wheely Bin
[chineseman]OK - I wheely bin havin' a wank.

...

[Vipers]

My first good sterio made in the Far East somewhere had a chapter on using the headphones and said:-0

"When the headphones are plugged, the sound in the speakers becomes dissapearing"

[rooster]

chim_knee said:

[binman]Where's y'bin? [chineseman]I bin in shower [binman]No... where's your bin? [chinese]I say already, I bin in shower [binman]No, where's y'Wheely Bin [chineseman]OK - I wheely bin havin' a wank. ...

aagh the old waste industry joke!