Just done a good deed for two w.p.c's.

[raf dug]

I have just done my good deed for the day and it's true helping people makes you feel good.
I was sat in a layby having my lunch when two police women knocked on the door.One of them asked me if I knew how to break in to a truck, she explained that they had had a phonecall off the driver's wife saying that he was 12 hours overdue, they had traced his mobile to the layby but couldn't get a response from the driver who they could see through the window was not conscious.I told them they would have to break the window above the door handle so I could reach in and open the door from the inside, I offered to break the window for them, but one of them got her extendable truncheon out and hit it where I showed her.I leant in the cab and opened the door for them and found the guy was semi-conscious groaning.The paramedic then arrived and took over, the wpc's thanked me for being so kind and I was on my way. Hopefully the guy will now make a full recovery.

[Plotloss]

Excellent work Dug, one thing though, why did they ask you for advice on breaking and entering?

Were you wearing that vest again?

[minornut]

well done raf


Let's hope you'll get some reward next time your enjoying an enthusiastic drive in the Saab

[wingchundave]

One thing escapes me? Why couldn't they reach in and open it themselves?

[s2art]

The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome.......

[rsvmilly]

s2art said:

The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome.......

Which is exactly how it will read when Dug sends it into Reader's Wives! Just think, lots of truncheon puns.

[UKbob]

s2art said:

The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome.......

Well done mate. Poor bloke, I hope he's ok.

[wingchundave]

s2art said:

The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome.......

I used to date a WPC - quite a hottie she was too, lovely long blonde hair - and some sort of mental disorder. Put me right off Police women for good.

[monkey boy 1]

Oooohhh Women in uniform

[s2art]

wingchundave said:

s2art said: The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome....... I used to date a WPC - quite a hottie she was too, lovely long blonde hair - and some sort of mental disorder. Put me right off Police women for good.

But the uniform, the black stockings.....(and handcuffs!)

[wingchundave]

s2art said:

wingchundave said: s2art said: The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome....... I used to date a WPC - quite a hottie she was too, lovely long blonde hair - and some sort of mental disorder. Put me right off Police women for good. But the uniform, the black stockings.....(and handcuffs!)

Don't get me wrong! I had a fantastic time for a good few months

[esselte]

monkey boy 1 said:

Oooohhh Women in uniform

Ooooh women out of uniform

[raf dug]

wingchundave said:

One thing escapes me? Why couldn't they reach in and open it themselves?

I'm 6ft 3 and they were both arond 5ft 6 ish, they did knock the jagged bits of glass out of the way for me though.

[catso]

s2art said:

wingchundave said: s2art said: The correct ending for this story is that the two WPC's were sooo grateful that they dragged you into the bushes for a quick threesome....... I used to date a WPC - quite a hottie she was too, lovely long blonde hair - and some sort of mental disorder. Put me right off Police women for good. But the uniform, the black stockings.....(and handcuffs!)

And the extendable Baton........

[Extra 300 Driver]

RAF DUG

[raf dug]

Plotloss said:

Excellent work Dug, one thing though, why did they ask you for advice on breaking and entering? Were you wearing that vest again?

I must admit I was a bit worried about being asked by the police if I knew how to break things..

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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Oi, I've just re-read that
I must admit the first thing I thought was the last time I saw a woman in police uniform she turned out to be the stripper at my mates 40th.

[BliarOut]

anonymous said:

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That must have been a few years ago

[ZR1cliff]

Was he semi conscious or semi pi55ed

>> Edited by ZR1cliff on Thursday 28th July 17:16

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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Mine was last year cheeky Git.His was also last year, she came into the pub about half an hour after closing in full uniform, we all thought we were going to get done for late drinking I've never seen so many of us do 5 second pints.