My personal protest is to turn "Michael Masi" into a cuss
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Every time my boss asks me something I pick up the phone and yell "Micheal Michael! That's so not right!" Then put it down and say he doesn't know either.
When I fart, I stand up, waft my hand and say that was a right Michael Masi.
When I return from the toilets I sit down and say "I wouldn't go into the customer toilets if I were you, there's a right stinking Michael Masi in there".
When someone does something utterly stupid I say "who do you think you are? Michael Masi?"
The scope is endless.
My aim is to do this relentlessly and add this cuss to slang English and eventually get it added to the Oxford English dictionary just like other swear words. Or like Jack Schitt or Pete Tong. Join me because I absolutely. Will. Not. Stop. Until my job is done.
Childish, but so far it's always got a good laugh.
When I fart, I stand up, waft my hand and say that was a right Michael Masi.
When I return from the toilets I sit down and say "I wouldn't go into the customer toilets if I were you, there's a right stinking Michael Masi in there".
When someone does something utterly stupid I say "who do you think you are? Michael Masi?"
The scope is endless.
My aim is to do this relentlessly and add this cuss to slang English and eventually get it added to the Oxford English dictionary just like other swear words. Or like Jack Schitt or Pete Tong. Join me because I absolutely. Will. Not. Stop. Until my job is done.
Childish, but so far it's always got a good laugh.
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