I have to go back to advanced driving lessons...

[gooby]

Reasons to go back to Advanced driving lessons....

Anything below 3 figures feels slow...

Impatient with other road users...

The main uses for the dash instruments are fuel guage and shift light...

Tyres should not have been bald at 12k miles...

When my wife is in the car there is nail marks in the dash....

[small] I am so bad, please have mercy. I have seen my faults and I am prepared to take corrective action. [/small]
I am so bad, please have mercy. I have seen my faults and I am prepared to take corrective action.

[andrewm]

12k miles - You've not been going around corners quickly enough

Maybe you need to drive something really slow again - how about a Punto for a while??

Or think about some competition - you'll see at Wiscombe that 3 figures is very very quick!

[S Works]

Take it easy big fella - don't want to hear of you having a barrier-kissing incident.

The back stepped out on me again this weekend and I nearly shat my load. Was my fault but will be taking it very easy on slippy roads tonight on the Kent run.

[gooby]

andrewm said:

Maybe you need to drive something really slow again - how about a Punto for a while??

You would love to do that to me again

Talk about the most boring car in existence!!!

[gooby]

Booked - if you see an Elise being driven s l o w l y by a frustrated looking bloke, it is just me being told off for not looking into a junction and going above 32mph.