People as cars

[ocean1]

A while ago there was a thread about people impersonating cars when walking. Well im still doing it, but now with a few refinements. I have a lollipop stick mounted in my belt, so that I can change gear realistically, combined with a new 26 speed gearbox fitted because my breath wont last long enough for extended motorpavement runs in one gear. You should see the stainless gate that I have made for it, its a work of art! Also Im iron a razor crease in my jeans to aid aerodynamic efficiency.

[Incorrigible]

OI NUTTER

[lunarscope]

Have you also painted the soles of your shoes bright red ?

[ocean1]

lunarscope said:

Have you also painted the soles of your shoes bright red ?

My shoes vary according to the weather, Ive got special bowling shoes for the dry, and lightweight hiking boots for the wet.

[neil.b]

That's the funniest thing I've read since humour was banned.

[mr_tony]

of course you've fitted lights and number plates to be road legal.....

[ocean1]

Ive also had a new "tubi" exhaust fitted......well use your imaginations, it sounds great, especially after a visit to the star of India....

[ZR1cliff]

Well how ridiculous!,a car with 26 gears??Hope your insured ,if you crash into me whilst selecting a wrong gear ime going to sue your a$$.

[wedge girl]

Have you got a horn?

[Donut]

Don't forget the pavement angel.....

I here there hiding the scamras in letterboxes now

bs

[ocean1]

wedge girl said:

Have you got a horn?

Quad horns, since you ask, the fitting was very painfull but the result was well worth it!

[Donut]

wedge girl said:

Have you got the horn?

steady now

[vixpy1 on tour]

Has anyone tried making broom broom noises while going up the OXO tower?

[NikB]

ocean1 said:

Ive also had a new "tubi" exhaust fitted......well use your imaginations, it sounds great, especially after a visit to the star of India....

Be careful not to skid...

[vixpy1 on tour]

anonymous said:

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[ocean1]

anonymous said:

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Yes as it happens im completely p****d as a f**t, and Im still at work! Walking home I expect to imagine that my body control is similar to Michael Schumacher....but it isnt....oh dear, where did that lamp post come from.

[vetteheadracer]

I want to know what saddo goes on holiday and STILL goes to the same pub i.e. P & P when they are away?

Vixpy1?

[Lois]

Still as mad as a hatter I see

[ocean1]

anonymous said:

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From you Lois, that means so much. Ive had to have my revs restricted to 6000, beyond that I started to sound unpleasantly like I was having my throat cut.

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[Donut]

vixpy1 on tour said:

Has anyone tried making broom broom noises while going up the OXO tower?

Is it on Cadbury Avenue?