Too Pretty for Jail

[vetteheadracer]

If only I was 14 again....... :nod:

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1189658,00.html

...why didn't my teachers ever look like this?

[Einion Yrth]

I don't get the impression that the apparent 'victim' felt too traumatised by the experience.

[CiderwithCerbie]

vetteheadracer said:

If only I was 14 again....... :nod: www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1189658,00.html ...why didn't my teachers ever look like this?

Why? Did they offer to shag you in the back of a car too?

[lunarscope]

Jammy sod !

[vetteheadracer]

:Ciderwithcerby said:

Why? Did they offer to shag you in the back of a car too?

Thankfully not, but that was probably because my 15 year old cousin didn't have a driving license......

[Hughesie2]

lunarscope said:

Jammy sod !

and the other way round ??? (Male teacher on a 15 yr old girl, maybe even your daughter)

[turbo tim]

"Too pretty for jail"???

She's mingin' IMHO

(What's the difference between the 'hurl' & 'vomit' smileys anyway??)

[titiany]

What on earth is 'lascivious battery' ???????

[BliarOut]

titiany said:

What on earth is 'lascivious battery' ???????

I'm hoping to find out before I'm too old

[vetteheadracer]

:Titiany said:

'lascivious battery'

I think it means "f@cked his brains out"

[JagLover]

Hughesie2 said:

lunarscope said: Jammy sod ! and the other way round ??? (Male teacher on a 15 yr old girl, maybe even your daughter)

It's entirely different and only in these PC obsessed times would we pretend any different.

She deserves overtime pay, for giving the kid a sex education lesson in her spare time.

[dick dastardly]

Why did this kid feel the need to tell the law? The only reason I can think of is so that every other kid knew what he'd been doing

[IvIark]

Yes I too wonder if the tables were turned and it was a male teacher and schoolgirl, whether the case for the defence would be "Sending this fine looking chap to prison would be like throwing meat to the lions".

I hope she gets 5 years with no make up.

[dieseljohn]

turbo tim said:

"Too pretty for jail"??? She's mingin' IMHO (What's the difference between the 'hurl' & 'vomit' smileys anyway??)

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Hope this helps.

>> Edited by dieseljohn on Wednesday 20th July 12:47

[scorp]

Hughesie2 said:

lunarscope said: Jammy sod ! and the other way round ??? (Male teacher on a 15 yr old girl, maybe even your daughter)

Agreed, if this was concerning my son i would be demanding atleast a few years in prison.

Can't find the article on fark.com, someone posted some pictures of this woman in the police station, she is a complete minger without the makeup -believe me

[lunarscope]

titiany said:

What on earth is 'lascivious battery' ???????

It's similar to "lustful spanking".

[lady topaz]

Hughesie2 said:

[quote=lunarscope]Jammy sod !

and the other way round ???


Cripes I didnt read that anywhere, I dunno the youth of today far too knowledgeable.

[ZR1cliff]

turbo tim said:

"Too pretty for jail"??? She's mingin' IMHO (What's the difference between the 'hurl' & 'vomit' smileys anyway??)

Mingin?,thats far prettier than anything ive ever woken up next too on a sunday morning,i used to have an art teacher like her called Miss Cotton,she was real babe too but unfortunatley i was no good at art.

[turbo tim]

dieseljohn said:

Hope this helps.

Greatly. Thanks.

[turbobloke]

She's a teacher and if that wasn't educational what is? Should get promoted to vice principal