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Driving home from a friends today, minor A-road about 5 cars wide, top down and radio on at about 30mph, I passed a group of about 20 asian lads on bikes going the other way. One of them threw a water balloon at my car, which exploded on the windshield.
I was fecking fuming.
I slammed the anchors on, did a very quick 3-point turn with the rear wheels spinning in reverse, brought it around and accelerated after them.
You've never seen so many chavs on bikes [b]absolutely shit their pants[/b] and pedal like crazy.
They all turned en masse into a side street, 5 seconds before I turned into the same street. 3 or 4 of them peeled off into driveways, and still in 2nd gear I chased after the main group.
Imagine being 14 years old, on a BMX with your mates, being chased by a very loud, very fast, and extremely angry V8 sports car. :D
They all turned again, into a smaller side street, and I decided I'd had enough (and them too, probably). I screeched to a halt, and yelled at the top of my voice "If you feckers do anything like that again I'll fecking have you!!!!"
They were absolutely cacking their pants, pedalling for all they were worth. I really really wish the balloon thrower had been wearing something distinctive, I swear I would have stopped the car and ran after him.
Had to get that off my chest.
I was fecking fuming.
I slammed the anchors on, did a very quick 3-point turn with the rear wheels spinning in reverse, brought it around and accelerated after them.
You've never seen so many chavs on bikes [b]absolutely shit their pants[/b] and pedal like crazy.
They all turned en masse into a side street, 5 seconds before I turned into the same street. 3 or 4 of them peeled off into driveways, and still in 2nd gear I chased after the main group.
Imagine being 14 years old, on a BMX with your mates, being chased by a very loud, very fast, and extremely angry V8 sports car. :D
They all turned again, into a smaller side street, and I decided I'd had enough (and them too, probably). I screeched to a halt, and yelled at the top of my voice "If you feckers do anything like that again I'll fecking have you!!!!"
They were absolutely cacking their pants, pedalling for all they were worth. I really really wish the balloon thrower had been wearing something distinctive, I swear I would have stopped the car and ran after him.
Had to get that off my chest.
carnage said:
Bizarrely I had two snowballs explode on the windscreen a few days back. Couldn’t get to the little buggers because they were behind a tall hedge. Where the they got the snow from
Was it yellow snow...
It was brown alert for a split second when they hurtled into view.
this seems to be the yoof of today. 
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