Why is my Breakfast so Dull?

[KingRichard]

I want German style feasts with a Scandinavian selection of fish and cheeses and an over-easy, hash brown, waffled American Breakfast.

Like the one Supertramp sang about.

Instead I've just enough time for gerbil feed soaked in milk, whose idea was it to make cereal such a major part of the UK breakfast experience?

:yuck:

[Little Red]

KingRichard said:

I want German style feasts with a Scandinavian selection of fish and cheeses and an over-easy, hash brown, waffled American Breakfast. Like the one Supertramp sang about. Instead I've just enough time for gerbil feed soaked in milk, whose idea was it to make cereal such a major part of the UK breakfast experience?

Just go on the Atkins diet, 12 fried eggs, a pack of bacon and sausages! Then you can pretend you are being healthy.

I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it?

[groucho]

Demand a full english.

[KingRichard]

groucho said:

Demand a full english.

Isn't that at the top of the menu in Madame whiplash's cafe?

[wizzpig]

Little Red said:

KingRichard said: I want German style feasts with a Scandinavian selection of fish and cheeses and an over-easy, hash brown, waffled American Breakfast. Like the one Supertramp sang about. Instead I've just enough time for gerbil feed soaked in milk, whose idea was it to make cereal such a major part of the UK breakfast experience? Just go on the Atkins diet, 12 fried eggs, a pack of bacon and sausages! Then you can pretend you are being healthy. I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it?

Makes your coat shine

[KingRichard]

Little Red said:

I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it?

Rabbit poo and flaky skin as far as I can make out...

[sprint355]

fry it in lard and add chilli, does the trick with two fried eggs and black pudding

[KingRichard]

sprint355 said:

fry it in lard and add chilli, does the trick with two fried eggs and black pudding

My current favourite is steak and eggs... when I have time

But weekdays have to make do with clusters of rank dry petfood

[sprint355]

Ahh weekly diet is bread lightly burnt with marmite not as much fun but..............

[Little Red]

sprint355 said:

Ahh weekly diet is bread lightly burnt with marmite not as much fun but..............

Marmite on bread

[KingRichard]

sprint355 said:

Ahh weekly diet is bread lightly burnt with marmite not as much fun but..............

Don't really hit the toast that much, should do really as I like stuff like Pate

Theres a thought for the week, cheers

[sprint355]

no burnt bread with BUTTER

[sprint355]

oops wireless bb dropped off for a mo there

[turbobloke]

KingRichard said:

Little Red said: I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it? Rabbit poo and flaky skin as far as I can make out...

Jasper Carrott had that one sussed, it's actually made from the contents of the local take-away's hoover bag

[KingRichard]

turbobloke said:

KingRichard said: Little Red said: I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it? Rabbit poo and flaky skin as far as I can make out... Jasper Carrott had that one sussed, it's actually made from the contents of the local take-away's hoover bag

I remember that one... Think people forget just how funny that man is

[Marshy]

groucho said:

Demand a full english.

Black coffee and a cigarette?

[Little Red]

KingRichard said:

turbobloke said: KingRichard said: Little Red said: I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it? Rabbit poo and flaky skin as far as I can make out... Jasper Carrott had that one sussed, it's actually made from the contents of the local take-away's hoover bag I remember that one... Think people forget just how funny that man is

Used to sit and watch canned carrot with my dad when i was a nipper, he was bloody hilarious. Not keen on his sitcom though, they guy is a great comic and writer, but acting not his game IMHO.

[parrot of doom]

You can't beat porridge tbh.

[tvrforever]

Little Red said:

KingRichard said: turbobloke said: KingRichard said: Little Red said: I always worry when I have Museli for brekkie, I mean what the hell is in it? Rabbit poo and flaky skin as far as I can make out... Jasper Carrott had that one sussed, it's actually made from the contents of the local take-away's hoover bag I remember that one... Think people forget just how funny that man is Used to sit and watch canned carrot with my dad when i was a nipper, he was bloody hilarious. Not keen on his sitcom though, they guy is a great comic and writer, but acting not his game IMHO.

Unfortunately when I last saw him live at a coprorate event he was quite a letdown - used racist material, quoted jokes from his books and had his trouser waist far too high...

[mxdi]

Fresh fruit salad for brekkie, delicious and healthy