Bit of Friday soul searching...

[Selmer]

[url]through the Cosmic Peephole|http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/peephole/index.asp?name=paul[/url]

selmer secretly wants to make love in a steaming vat of Cheez Wiz...apparently.

[skibum]

Apparently skibum is a secret hardcore alcoholic, and at this very moment is fantasizing about going down on a bottle of Blue Nun.

[dick dastardly]

"dick dastardly is secretly engaged in an adulterous tryst with a Nordic hunchback named Sven"

It knows me better than my own Mother

[bigandclever]

bigandclever just got a uvula piercing.

No I didn't. It was a jacket potato with beans.

[Hughesie2]

Hughesie fantasizes about going river boat gambling with a convention of cross-dressing vice cops!

This site is so right...

[Incorrigible]

It's wrong

incorrigible is waging a silent and courageous battle against cough syrup addiction

I'm not fighting

[james p]

seems about right...

jamesp sports a high-security chastity belt to match those sensible shoes.

That would explain the chaffing..

[cotty]

cotty is thinking, "If they can put a man on the moon, then why the hell can’t they build me a robotic slave girl?"

[Einion Yrth]

"Einion Yrth thinks farting into wool makes ice cream."

Wossarallabaht then?

[anhamgrimmar]

anhamgrimmar keeps two smoothly shaved ferrets as pets - and revels in the luxurious feel of their soft, chicken skin-like naked hides.

[TypeR]

Type R secretly believes that Madonna is a gifted actress.

[tycho]

tycho force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs.

[L100NYY]

L100NYY is a secret hardcore alcoholic, who secretly longs to go down on a bottle of Blue Nun.









So, so true it hurts.

[Plotloss]

You're not wrong, I cant find that Aretha Franklin album anywhere.

[judas]

Dionne Warwick said:

judas used to be full of hope, love, and dreams. But recently, judas has been overcome by a black depression, which may or may not have a murderous mind of its own.

[gopher]

Gopher hasn’t soaped enthusiastically since 1994.

Sh!t this is real!

[silversun]

I'd love to try that but it seems my work doesn't want me to.

[z1000]

Once, while playing Truth or Dare, Z1000 admitted to MASTURBATING!

And then I put my real name in , and it said the same thing

[Selmer]

tycho said:

tycho force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs.

[Don]

Dionne said:

Don is thinking about doodling naughty pictures of a fantasy Kindergarten teacher.

>> Edited by Don on Friday 15th July 15:49