Total Credibility Lost. No hope..

[cyberface]

Picture the scene. Earlier I had a great barbecue with the Beckster and a couple of bottles of wine. Becks retired to bed early feeling a little pissed, so I sat on the bed with today's Total 911 magazine, decided I needed a soft drink to avoid the hangover and went down to my office.

PH being the usual distraction, I post a couple of randoms whilst drinking my pint of lime-n-water. The last post proved too much (screen cross eyed, and a tricky rant about religion with some formatting...) and I needed a leak. Not wanting to go up 3 flights of stairs I simply refilled the empty pint glass and set it down.

:eek: getting that damn post right took another 10 minutes, there must be something odd with the Preview button since it kept on complaining about URL errors. Anyway got the thing posted eventually, looked down to see a cold pint of lime-n-water and took a good few draughts.

:yikes: Did I just drink piss?? Or were there two cups and I picked the right one?? Damn I must be getting old for this sort of thing to happen - I can compose perfectly spelt treatises on religion and philosophy at nearly 3am but can't spot a pint pot filled with piss.

Euuurrrghhhh. Hey at least I hadn't taken a load of B vitamins earlier. :hurl:

[Mr E]

[shirley temple]

to avoid this confusion in future, either ;

a) join a wierd religious sect that sanctions this kind of refreshment

or

b)stop drinking yellow drinks. orange juice would not have caused the same confusion





p.s. you will awake with throbbing head to regret this post !!!

[cyberface]

yes, the drinks looked the same.

Next time it'll be champagne all night, as far as I can remember I've never pissed bubbles

Decent painkillers required for a good night's sleep I presume.....

[Jolley]

shirley temple said:

to avoid this confusion in future, either ; a) join a wierd religious sect that sanctions this kind of refreshment or b)stop drinking yellow drinks. orange juice would not have caused the same confusion

or

c) Use the toilet like everyone else!!

[wizzpig]

For future reference though, the pi$$ is most likely gonna be the warm one. Kinda like a lemsip but not as pleasant I'm guessing.







i really do hope this helps