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tricky69

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1,696 posts

271 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Sure it's been done, but this one made me laugh so thought i would share :-

" There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'i don't want you to let me down again'" - Boston; October 3, 2000

Any one else have one ?

Raify

6,556 posts

277 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Dubya said:

The Terrrr'sts will never stop of thinking of ways to destroy our way of life, and neither will we


More here

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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There is no need to take the piss out of this man......


....he's actually giving it away!!

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.

"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves."
George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."
Washington, D.C., George W. Bush, Jan. 14, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

"Secondly, the tactics of our - as you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's - ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions - you can't - we're out of sanctions."
George W. Bush, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."
George W. Bush, Jan. 29, 2004

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
George W. Bush, May 25, 2004

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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satch said:
the golf one where he says something like

"we must act to stop all forms of global terrorism. now, watch this drive"

I feel sorry for americans. Edwards' defeat speech must have made alot of them think again.

Bush really is a tit of the highest order.


That quote was an edit done by that fat bastard Moore. You are the tit for falling for it. Don't feel sorry for us, check yourself....peace out!

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Bumbles can be found from anyone in public life who is quoted daily. We like his leadership and his steadfastness. Dwell on his quotes and grammer all you want while Imams preach your own destruction from London street corners. You might want to admit that you really don't like him because he has balls that you wish your leader's had.

Raify

6,556 posts

277 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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jimbeaux said:

satch said:
the golf one where he says something like

"we must act to stop all forms of global terrorism. now, watch this drive"

I feel sorry for americans. Edwards' defeat speech must have made alot of them think again.

Bush really is a tit of the highest order.



That quote was an edit done by that fat bastard Moore. You are the tit for falling for it. Don't feel sorry for us, check yourself....peace out!


I'm impressed then, that was brilliant editing. I remember it being one, uncut scene of video. (it's been a while since I saw Farenheit 911 though)

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Raify said:

jimbeaux said:


satch said:
the golf one where he says something like

"we must act to stop all forms of global terrorism. now, watch this drive"

I feel sorry for americans. Edwards' defeat speech must have made alot of them think again.

Bush really is a tit of the highest order.




That quote was an edit done by that fat bastard Moore. You are the tit for falling for it. Don't feel sorry for us, check yourself....peace out!



I'm impressed then, that was brilliant editing. I remember it being one, uncut scene of video. (it's been a while since I saw Farenheit 911 though)


It was heavily edited; that movie really does not qualify as a documentary as it is patchworked opinion. Even diehard Democrats like Ed Koch (former New York City Mayor) condemned that film as utter one-sided bull$hit.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Why don't we hear Clintonism or Bush seniorisms? George W Bush is not a quick thinking or intelligent leader. I think you may be mistaking steadfastness for inertia and stupidity.
Tony Blair is in my opinion a rat faced little nobody who is trying to bugger the tax paying majority into submission, however he has got a modicum of nous and without doubt he is a real player, Bush isn't!

[small[Can you imagine anyone paying any attention to Bush junior if he wasn't leader of the world most powerful economy/military, he was say, the leader of Britain, France, Germany etc etc...[/small#

slikk

2,135 posts

272 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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"The trouble with the French is that they dont have a word for entrepreneur.. .. .." or something of that ilk.

kim

Raify

6,556 posts

277 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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I preferred Homer Simpson's version:
Homer said:

We're French! We don't have a word for victory!

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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MilnerR said:
Why don't we hear Clintonism or Bush seniorisms? George W Bush is not a quick thinking or intelligent leader. I think you may be mistaking steadfastness for inertia and stupidity.
Tony Blair is in my opinion a rat faced little nobody who is trying to bugger the tax paying majority into submission, however he has got a modicum of nous and without doubt he is a real player, Bush isn't!

[small[Can you imagine anyone paying any attention to Bush junior if he wasn't leader of the world most powerful economy/military, he was say, the leader of Britain, France, Germany etc etc...[/small#



Carter and Clinton were extremely intelligent men, but sucked as leaders. One does not automatically equal the other. If one has a vision and focus, then surrounds themselves with smarter people to carry out the specifics, things get done. Carter and Clinton were both such micromanagers that nothing worked out. Some of the business world's most effective CEOs are not close to being the smartest. I have met George W while he was Governor of texas. I was there for flood assistance in October of 98 or 99. Again via VTC in post 9/11. He is an awkward man but, in my opinion, he is not in the least bit stupid. His grasp and clarity of issues in person are crisp. Often, Texans or "country" types come across as dumb, when actually, they are being disarming; i.e., dumb like a fox.

>> Edited by jimbeaux on Monday 11th July 15:59

JagLover

46,753 posts

264 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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It is funny how Republican American Presidents tend to get derided as morons here in the UK.

First Ronald Reagan, now George Bush Jnr.

Just for the record I understand that George Bush achieved a higher SAT score than his opponent in the last presidential election, John Kerry.

He does have a habit of mangling what he is trying to say at times-perhaps he gets nervous.

Anyhow I have never really understood the frequency with which George Bush is criticized on PH's-he is after all a President of the Right, who stands for many of the same things many Piston Header's stand for.

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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JagLover said:
It is funny how Republican American Presidents tend to get derided as morons here in the UK.

First Ronald Reagan, now George Bush Jnr.

Just for the record I understand that George Bush achieved a higher SAT score than his opponent in the last presidential election, John Kerry.

He does have a habit of mangling what he is trying to say at times-perhaps he gets nervous.

Anyhow I have never really understood the frequency with which George Bush is criticized on PH's-he is after all a President of the Right, who stands for many of the same things many Piston Header's stand for.


Thank you Jag; I was about to cite the Reagan example. I am old enough to remember when Europe thought he was both dumb and the devil for placing SS-20 missiles in Europe. As hidsight shows, tough stances, not appeasement helped bring down the USSR. Power is all some respect and respond to; sorry, it is just how it is.

wolves_wanderer

12,955 posts

266 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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jimbeaux said:

I am old enough to remember when Europe thought he was both dumb and the devil for placing SS-20 missiles in Europe.


He must have been bloody stupid to put Russian missiles in Europe [/pedant]

hugoagogo

23,437 posts

262 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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i might be alone in thinking he's a quite intelligent bloke who cleverly acts up to this downhome cowboy texas thing (he was born in connecticut and educated at harvard and yale) to appeal to a large section of the american public, who don't like their politicians to be too smart-arsed

i've never seen the fella on a horse though, seen him stood near a horse, wearing all the cowboy gear, but not ON a horse

JagLover

46,753 posts

264 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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hugoagogo said:
i might be alone in thinking he's a quite intelligent bloke who cleverly acts up to this downhome cowboy texas thing (he was born in connecticut and educated at harvard and yale) to appeal to a large section of the american public, who don't like their politicians to be too smart-arsed


You are far from alone in that thought.

He is the product of a political dynasty marketed as a down to earth Texan.

havoc

33,346 posts

264 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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JagLover said:
Anyhow I have never really understood the frequency with which George Bush is criticized on PH's-he is after all a President of the Right, who stands for many of the same things many Piston Header's stand for.
Bush stands for very little that i agree with. The man is in the pocket of the US oil industry, is pursuing a US-centric agenda which will harm trade with Europe (and is actively levying punitive taxes on some European goods), is a fundamentalist christian (who I hold in the same contempt as certain other fundamentalists), and is behind efforts to keep the restriction on US healthcare to those with insurance, at the expense of a growing US underclass!

That's just what I could think of off the top of my head...there's bound to be more.

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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JagLover said:
He is the product of a political dynasty marketed as a down to earth Texan.


zaktoo

1,401 posts

269 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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It isn't fair to call GWB a tit.
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Not fair to all the poor, defenseless tits you've now pegged down to his level :/

twit

2,908 posts

293 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Bush stands for very little that i agree with. The man is in the pocket of the US oil industry, is pursuing a US-centric agenda which will harm trade with Europe (and is actively levying punitive taxes on some European goods), is a fundamentalist christian (who I hold in the same contempt as certain other fundamentalists), and is behind efforts to keep the restriction on US healthcare to those with insurance, at the expense of a growing US underclass!

That's just what I could think of off the top of my head...there's bound to be more.

Couldn't agree more. As far as I am concerned he is a truly repellant, disgusting character and whether or not he is acting the guy is a dickhead.

>> Edited by twit on Monday 11th July 16:42