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KingRichard

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10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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First training session with the local Rugby club next Tuesday... What am I letting myself in for?

I predict either chipped or fractured bones... lots of stud marks, and a grass stain permanently burned into my face. Or am I just being a pussy?

Looking forward to it, not played Rugby since school and pleased someone invited me along. Don't ask the name of the club, I have no idea, just going along with someone.

Any of you lot play? :beer:

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Sounds like an ambush.........

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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ah!

Hope not... also kind of hoping the days of inductions are past

No beer enema for me

njw 77

17,065 posts

267 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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If your local club is anything like my club, the kommandants are only doing fitness training this time of the year. You wont catch me anywhere near the place until September

Hmmm, maybe thats why I play vets rugby these days?

Muncher

12,235 posts

278 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Not Rugby, but football pre-season training starting on sunday, not looking forward to it

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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njw 77 said:

Hmmm, maybe thats why I play vets rugby these days?


Tackling Sheep?

seriously, maybe thats why I got invited... apparantly the clubs a bit light at the moment. Ie; if they play they've never got any subs

I told 'em I can't play... They just gave me a menacing look, and said 'we'll show you son'

little bit worried :gulp:

lanciachris

3,357 posts

270 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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My friend used to play rugby, told me it was a gentlemans game and to come watch him play. In the game there were 3 fights and 1 person despatched in an ambulance with a dislocated shoulder... gents game indeed!

KingRichard

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261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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lanciachris said:
My friend used to play rugby, told me it was a gentlemans game and to come watch him play. In the game there were 3 fights and 1 person despatched in an ambulance with a dislocated shoulder... gents game indeed!


Gentlemen, with knuckle dusters!

Its the reverse of a Bouncer dressed in an Armani suit

bilko2

1,693 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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I went for a while as a kid but everyone else was bigger than me. The trainer had half an ear poking out under his sweatband!. I remember being deeply impressed with the way he could eject all manner of objects from both nostrils with one snort
I would try and do some exercise ( running ) before the event unless you allready do. Make sure you do plenty of stretching before and after. And take your own soap for the communial baths.

Maybe someone else to drive you home as well if they have a bar ( as many clubs do ).

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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bilko2 said:
I went for a while as a kid but everyone else was bigger than me. The trainer had half an ear poking out under his sweatband!. I remember being deeply impressed with the way he could eject all manner of objects from both nostrils with one snort
I would try and do some exercise ( running ) before the event unless you allready do. Make sure you do plenty of stretching before and after. And take your own soap for the communial baths.

Maybe someone else to drive you home as well if they have a bar ( as many clubs do ).


I'm quite fit... I go kickboxing and run a fair bit...

Was going to say i'll be well stretched but that'll only lead to Vixpy or Nerv making a soap in shower comment so i'll remove the temptation

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

258 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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KingRichard said:
I'm quite fit... I go kickboxing and run a fair bit...


You're dead

Mrsbug

282 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Whatever happens go out and enjoy yourself. As with any club sport you will get out of it what you put into it. I play hockey at a very social level. I'm 40 now and cannot run around as much as I used to - but still get a real buzz out of playing. I think rugby is the same - you will get fitter, you will hurt, but you will get a lot out of it.

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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up-the-dubs said:

KingRichard said:
I'm quite fit... I go kickboxing and run a fair bit...



You're dead


In the words of Blackadder

Bugger!

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

258 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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KingRichard said:

up-the-dubs said:


KingRichard said:
I'm quite fit... I go kickboxing and run a fair bit...




You're dead



In the words of Blackadder

Bugger!


Probably that too!

You'll be fine, don't worry about it. A stiff drink before hand and it'll all be ok.

sprint355

1,332 posts

256 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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nothing else gives you the chance to run screaming at another similarly inclined individual.

Great fun you will enjoy it.

KingRichard

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Tuesday 5th July 2005
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up-the-dubs said:
You'll be fine, don't worry about it. A stiff drink before hand and it'll all be ok.


Glad you said drink

cyberface

12,214 posts

286 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Rugby's a great game - assuming you're around the same size (or of much greater skill) than those you're playing with / against. Assuming it's club rugby and you're not seriously good, 17 stones of ineptness normally beats 12 stones of reasonably-skilful over the course of the season.

Shame really, I love the game but simply too light to avoid picking up at least one injury per season, which costs when you're freelance.

And forget the drinking / etc. since if you're considering joining a rugby club, it won't be much different to what you're used to and if that comment surprises you, then think again

KingRichard

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10,146 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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So hows 12 stone of ineptness going to fair against 17 stone of half skilled rugby animal?

Thought so, I'm Dead

cyberface

12,214 posts

286 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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KingRichard said:
So hows 12 stone of ineptness going to fair against 17 stone of half skilled rugby animal?

Thought so, I'm Dead

Learn how to tackle properly. Fast.

Karen182

4,214 posts

263 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Mmm rugby players