Gents:- Be good to your prostates!

[love machine]

I was having a rather educational chat with a med/scientist about prostate cancer last night, it was rather interesting to say the least. Here's the crux of the matter.

When men die over their 60's, cell abnormalities are often seen in the walls of the prostate gland. Quite often there is evidence of cancer in various stages. I hear you ask why!

Well, since there is "stuff" kicking around in there which sometimes doesn't get shifted quickly enough. The stuff (protein) oxidises and breaks down into different chemicals. Some of these chemicals are nitrousamines (also present in fag smoke and pretty much as carcinogenic as they come). If you leave this stuff floating around in there, you increace your exposure, hence risk to prostate cell abnormalities/cancer.

So, it's official, whilst having a regular Barclays may make you go blind, it will reduce your risk of prostate cancer.

All made perfect sense to me. Gents, be good to your prostates :D :hehe:

[AlexH]

James Brown passed on this message on Jonathan Ross last night too, so if its good enough for the Godfather of Soul, its good enough for me!

[Graham]

So is once a day often enough or do i need to find more time

[groucho]

Barclays

[turbobloke]

groucho said:

Barclays

Previously known as a J Arthur

[foster3jd]

turbobloke said:

groucho said: Barclays Previously known as a J Arthur

aka. having a Jodrell.... (www.jb.man.ac.uk/)

[wedg1e]

I always knew it as a 'ham shank'.... but having a convenient woman 'to hand' is not a bad thing either...

[groucho]

It's funny how these threads need the smallest of encouragement to get saucy. Keep it up lads, life's too short.

>> Edited by groucho on Saturday 2nd July 11:32

[foster3jd]

Oh, just remembered another one for WWII officiandos.... having a sherman

[Wacky Racer]

On a serious note, Prostate cancer is reckoned to be the second biggest killer of men these days, my Dad who was previously as fit as a fiddle, died of it last year,(after an horrific last bedridden three months) and HIS brother four years previously....

Ignore it at your peril........

It has been suggested that drinking/eating foods rich in tomato juice can be beneficial........

[dxg999]

groucho said:

Keep it up lads

Snigger.

[love machine]

Wacky Racer said:

It has been suggested that drinking/eating foods rich in tomato juice can be beneficial........

I'd rather have a whank

[mybrainhurts]

love machine said:

I'd rather have a whank

Is that the thing that rhymes with bhank....?

[stackmonkey]

I should be OK, then! bf gave me a 'proper' massage last night! I was so grateful i returned the favour

[alexkp]

stackmonkey said:

I should be OK, then! bf gave me a 'proper' massage last night! I was so grateful i returned the favour

There's always one who just has to push it that bit further.

Too much information!

[stackmonkey]

anonymous said:

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You have to push to reach it!

[alexkp]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Oh dear.... It's like a Kenneth Williams / Syd James fest when you get started on "bedroom matters"




>> Edited by alexkp on Saturday 2nd July 19:16

[stackmonkey]

You're kidding aren't you? I tone it down for PH so i don't get sin binned! My mates are worse!!

[alexkp]

stackmonkey said:

You're kidding aren't you? I tone it down for PH so i don't get sin binned! My mates are worse!!

I am kidding, actually it makes me laugh. I have similar gay friends who are absolutely hysterical!

And some female friends who are far filthier....mmm!

[stackmonkey]

The most outrageous people are are a bunch of pissed-up straight (any age) women on a girls' night out.