Captions, and don't hold back!

[wedg1e]

You've probably seen it before, but here she is again...

[pic]http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00272480f00000057.jpg[/pic]

My go:

"Look, you phookwit, even Wedg1e could see that the black Jack goes on the red Queen..."

[goo-goo-gjoob]

"Sir, what did I tell you about visiting those sites during work?"

[wedg1e]

Lord help me, sometimes I'm just not that bright. This should be in Pie & Piston, anyone fancy doing the honours (since despite posting here for decades I've never been elected Prefect...er sorry, Moderator... )...?

[scared but happy]

No, Mr Blair I dont think there is a way of taxing the internet but I will look into it.

[LuS1fer]

[Little England mode]
No, Mr Blair, when people call you a fat b*stard, they're not referring to your weight, now eat my dust
[/Little England mode]

[saxo-stew]

"this is the ON button Mr Bliar"

[alfa145uk]

Excuse me miss, where's the any key?

[alfa145uk]

Look, it's easy - when you push the mouse away from you, the cursor moves towards the top of the screen, move the mouse to the left and the cursor points to the left - it's not that hard Mr Blair, even my 4 year old can do it!

[alfa145uk]

"I keep you telling you Tony, use the lightning gun not the rocket launcher when your up close, otherwise Brown will keep fragging your arze like that"

[rich 36]

"Computer says no........sorry"

[t0ny99]

"I was only 16, and I needed the money"

[MilnerR]

"Just double click on the tax payer's name, go to the drop down menu and you can empty their bank account straight into the tresurary...."

[wedg1e]

"No, it's definitely Cherie... THERE! Under the Labrador..."

[t0ny99]

"So let me get this straight, even though more people in England voted Conservative, we still win again?"

[robdickinson]

"Ahh sir, you found the wikipedia page on Thatcherism, and are making notes too"

[stumartin]

t0ny99 said:

"So let me get this straight, even though more people in England voted Conservative, we still win again?"

Ann Widdecombe's daughter said:

That's right, we can do anything with computer's these days, just look at what Photoshop can do for your wife..

[kerfuffle]

Yes Mr Blair, this is the LIE-A-TRON 2000. It should give you many years of service.

[whoateallthepies]

Just click the mouse when you want to take a picture of the nasty car

[srebbe64]

Blair: So how do I download that kid's dossier on Irag's weapons of mass destruction?

[WingChunDave]

"That webcam I had installed in Gordon's house is paying off."

"Look, Peter Mandleson and John Prescott have come round to play."

"Wait, Oh my God!"

"Why is John bending over like that?"

"If this get's out he'll be known as Two's Up."