Crazy Frogs - Not the ringtone

[RoadRailer]

Peruse the following page - being welsh it summed up nicely my feelings vis our froggy chums o'er the channel!

http://www.davidstuff.com/france.htm


garlictastic!

[mybrainhurts]

Sacre bleu.....

[simpo two]

site said:

Two hundred years ago france was a great nation yielding world wide influence. Today, the country has become irrelevant and is drifting mindlessly without purpose, values or character. Africans, Asians and muslims are overrunning them. Their precious french language is being mutated and diluted....

Actually, that could be GB as well...

[mybrainhurts]

simpo two said:

site said: Two hundred years ago france was a great nation yielding world wide influence. Today, the country has become irrelevant and is drifting mindlessly without purpose, values or character. Africans, Asians and muslims are overrunning them. Their precious french language is being mutated and diluted.... Actually, that could be GB as well...

Too right....

The PC brigade is hard at work developing the art of surrender......

[mybrainhurts]

that site said:

If Jacques Chirac took viagra, he would just get taller......

[simpo two]

Agincourt, 1415: British win
Trafalgar, 1805: British win
Waterloo, 1815: British win (Prussian assist)
Europe, 1918: British win, bail out French
Europe, 1945: British win, bail out French (US assist)

Not surprising they hate us really









What did the French reatauranteur say when Hitler invaded Paris?
'Table for 1,000 M'sieur?'

[mybrainhurts]

[RoadRailer]

The French have killed more Germans on their Concorde than in all of their World Wars

[jimbeaux]

RoadRailer said:

The French have killed more Germans on their Concorde than in all of their World Wars

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows, it hasn't been tried yet.......sorry!

[Trooper2]

The best thing to come out of France in the last 100 years is........



The German Army.



twice.

[Trooper2]

jimbeaux said:

RoadRailer said: The French have killed more Germans on their Concorde than in all of their World Wars How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows, it hasn't been tried yet.......sorry!

Hey Jimbeaux, that's my joke.


I stole it from someone fair and square.

[rich 36]

Concorde a double whammy of dissapointment

[heebeegeetee]

Bearing in mind the French conquered us, and we must all have some French blood in us, it seems a bit rich.

And should a man from the Pays des Galles be poking such fun at his own kinfolk?

[RoadRailer]

As I have Oirish/Scottish ancestry was born/live in sunny wales and after what the snail eaters did to the wagon loads of welsh lamb - I hope they all become garlic/cheese intolerant! meh!

[timtonal]

I prefer the French people's reaction to their government's attempts at shafting them to what we do with out government.

We just moan, groan and errrr that's it. Oh and then get the Vaseline out.

[Fatboy]

heebeegeetee said:

Bearing in mind the French conquered us, and we must all have some French blood in us, it seems a bit rich.

Technically speaking, the Normans were Norse, not french - they were given Normandy as a buy-off to keep them from invading/harrying France any further

[mybrainhurts]

Fatboy said:

Technically speaking, the Normans were Norse, not french - they were given Normandy as a buy-off to keep them from invading/harrying France any further

Is this the only nation in 'istory to surrender a 'norse........?

Hey, Neddy, Neddy.....