Funny things that kids say
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'Dad, I saw Jabba The Hut on the Ocean Finance advert'!
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A few years ago, when my youngest was three, she managed to get a Polly Pocket stuck up her nose. She was a little upset and, on the way to casualty asked 'where are we going Dad'. I replied, 'to a place where they can take the toy out of your nose'. 'Okay', she said. After an hour of waiting at casualty, a bloke, in absolute agony, limps in with a broken foot. My daughter walks up to him and asks, 'what have you got up your nose'.
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A few years ago, when my youngest was three, she managed to get a Polly Pocket stuck up her nose. She was a little upset and, on the way to casualty asked 'where are we going Dad'. I replied, 'to a place where they can take the toy out of your nose'. 'Okay', she said. After an hour of waiting at casualty, a bloke, in absolute agony, limps in with a broken foot. My daughter walks up to him and asks, 'what have you got up your nose'.
A story related to me by my parents:
Some 40 years ago, friends were expecting their second child. Their friend Sheila had to go for an internal examination, and had to take the elder sibling along with her. At the surgery, the doctor being one of the "forward thinking", come on, bring the little one in with you type, she had the examination with her daughter in the room.
On the way home, having caught the works bus with a lot of her colleagues on it, her daughter pipes up at the top of her voice "mummy, why did that man have his hand up your bottom?"
Phil
Some 40 years ago, friends were expecting their second child. Their friend Sheila had to go for an internal examination, and had to take the elder sibling along with her. At the surgery, the doctor being one of the "forward thinking", come on, bring the little one in with you type, she had the examination with her daughter in the room.
On the way home, having caught the works bus with a lot of her colleagues on it, her daughter pipes up at the top of her voice "mummy, why did that man have his hand up your bottom?"
Phil
philthy said:How soul destroyingly embarassing, Classic!
A story related to me by my parents:
Some 40 years ago, friends were expecting their second child. Their friend Sheila had to go for an internal examination, and had to take the elder sibling along with her. At the surgery, the doctor being one of the "forward thinking", come on, bring the little one in with you type, she had the examination with her daughter in the room.
On the way home, having caught the works bus with a lot of her colleagues on it, her daughter pipes up at the top of her voice "mummy, why did that man have his hand up your bottom?"
Phil
philthy said:
A story related to me by my parents:
Some 40 years ago, friends were expecting their second child. Their friend Sheila had to go for an internal examination, and had to take the elder sibling along with her. At the surgery, the doctor being one of the "forward thinking", come on, bring the little one in with you type, she had the examination with her daughter in the room.
On the way home, having caught the works bus with a lot of her colleagues on it, her daughter pipes up at the top of her voice "mummy, why did that man have his hand up your bottom?"
Phil
If the child's observation was 100% accurate, then it's a fair question!
wizzpig said:
Kids eh. Bless em.
HA...
My youngest was starting to talk, with a mixture of buh, buh, buh and guh, guh, guh.....
Little sod had to wait until we were in a restaurant to string 'em both together.....top of his voice.....buhguh, buhguh, buhguh......
He managed to pick one of those strange moments when everone in the room stops talking......
Told to me last weekend by a mates mate who works in a barbers shop
He was cutting a young boys hair aged about 6 or 7 I think he said and got out the clippers, when he switched them on the young lad got as bit nervous and kept moving his head away.
The mum piped up "Its only a buzzy wuzzy, it tickles"
The young boy apparently replied "what like that pink thing in the drawer by your bed"
The mum went beetroot and not another word was uttered by either adult during the rest of the haircut
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