Hello from vodka land!!!!!

[bilko2]

Giggle at the pished man facter only

Ok, my day.
My brother opened his art gallery today and it is a blummin nice place to be. I have spent the last 6 months being dogs body and general labouer for Jason whenever i have gone to see him but i don't mind because he is a dooer. He had a vision and made it come true.
A talented artist in the ( never seen that before, very nice ) kind of way he has taken the old ice cream factory in maidstone and turned it into a very nice and modern place.
Jeleouse, well maybe a bit. But i love me bro so i don't mind and i feel special walking through the doors that noone else can ( i know, sad ) .
right down to the choice of red leather sofas that is a realy nice place.
Even their dog, Charlie ( an english bull terrier ) who loves me more than anything in the whole world and scratches my arms to bits.
Well, today there was an art fair of sots in maidstone so i helped with the lugging of pics and gave out leaflets to the not shy types.
There was a cafe in the square where we were and a 2 pice band playing JAZZZZZ, nice etc etc.:hehe:
I am very drunk!
black label vodka is vwery good to drink and doesn't bite at all!
So i was talking to lots of people but thinking.
I love my photography and my landrovers and my bushcraft and my cars and stuff but i really want to do something like play an instrument.
Sooooooooo, i bought a guitar!
I know!, mad!
Electric with an amp etc and all very cheap as a starter. The shop is virtually next to Jason's.
So i have got home after a long long day in the sun and started drinking and finally managed to tune this thing.
AND, ANDDDDD, i can now play the 3 power chords of e, A and D!. Brilliant. God i really hope i can make a go of it and learn how to play properly as i love my music too:cloud thing:
Just getting in tune to the dvd tuter i bought was brilliant ( well it alwas is when youve had a drink ) :D
It made me realy happy
I have my kids tommorrow so i hope it isn't too hot. We may go searching for fore wood to rub together and make fire in the back garden or maybe i can keep the old antler thing goin. I told them that deer are shedding their antler at the moment and so we went hunting for some:hehe:
It's hard to be a doer when you are a well see sort of bloke but things are ok at the moment.
I hope you are all happy. There, i said it because i sortof care which is even worse i spose.
I better go.
Happy now although my fingers hurt.

OHHH< there was a bloke there that looked like ted:hehe:. Honest, i was even going to ask but i thought ted doesnt do this .
BNye!

[UKBob]

And so it came to pass that shortly after 2am Ian bundled himself into bed, and dreamt that he could play firestarting guitars with reindeer antlers, perfecting his vodka inspired power chords, and employed a bull terrier to serve at his own modern icecream-art factory

[nervous]

thats such a lovely post, really made me smile.

i think we should all take it in turns to get whipped up and do one of these. hope your heads not too bad today mate

[D_Mike]

Very feelgood that post is nice one

[wizzpig]

Bloomin' marvelous

Can we have one of those to read every morning please. That's made my day that has.











must book a ticket to vodka land myself i think