Is VBH up the duff?

[blueyes]

Saw Miss Vicky Butler Henderson (the motoring journo) on the "date my ugly mother" prog.

She's either been at the pies or her boyfriend has scored a goal.

If it's the latter:

Lucky bloke, in that he managed to bed the woman.

Unlucky bloke, in that she is now turning into a whale.


Anybody know anything?

[hustlebabe]

Was wondering the same myself?

Reckon it's the pies as she has a 'challenging' personality

[xm5er]

You could be right, although I always had her down as a "Friend of Dorothy" Sisters in sensible shoes type.

[Mad Dave]

I do believe she's married, so maybe the lucky git has knocked her up.

[blueyes]

Mad Dave said:

I do believe she's married, so maybe the lucky git has knocked her up.

Lucky?

That's not lucky, that's just careless.

You spend half your life studying to get a good job so you get paid well and attract the perfect sex godess so you can have endless boughts of mad sex.... and you knock her up!!!!

Result: stretch-marked bloater that never regains former lithe shape and you can forget sex for the next 20 years. Brilliant!!!

Best advert for Durex I've ever seen.

[Eric Mc]

OI - leave Vikki alone.

Lovely girl

[Mad Dave]

blueyes said:

Mad Dave said: I do believe she's married, so maybe the lucky git has knocked her up. Lucky? That's not lucky, that's just careless. You spend half your life studying to get a good job so you get paid well and attract the perfect sex godess so you can have endless boughts of mad sex.... and you knock her up!!!! Result: stretch-marked bloater that never regains former lithe shape and you can forget sex for the next 20 years. Brilliant!!! Best advert for Durex I've ever seen.

He's lucky in that he gets to screw the dirty minx senseless in the first place - ending up with a bun in the oven is an unfortunate 'extra'.

[forever_driving]

Wasn't me, honest

[parrot of doom]

blueyes said:

Result: stretch-marked bloater that never regains former lithe shape and you can forget sex for the next 20 years. Brilliant!!!

That comment applies to every man's mother here! Shame on you

[vixpy1]

Yea.. Sorry

[hustlebabe]

Knew it was you. About time you owned up. Kept that one quiet far too long.....

[Vee-X]

would explain the number of shots only from neck up lately.

good luck to her and all concerned

[hustlebabe]

Reckon Vixpy was showing off his rolling road...

[dj111s]

If VBH wasn't on TV driving fast cars you wouldn't wanna poke her would you?

I've seen her close up and she ain't all that. She had a big arse then as well (about two years ago I think).

[blueyes]

parrot of doom said:

blueyes said: forget sex for the next 20 years. Brilliant!!! That comment applies to every man's mother here! Shame on you

Funny thing, I've never wanted sex from my mother,

[dj111s]

blueyes said:

parrot of doom said: blueyes said: forget sex for the next 20 years. Brilliant!!! That comment applies to every man's mother here! Shame on you Funny thing, I've never wanted sex from my mother,

Cue one of Vixpy's finest.......

[Cyberhuss]

dj111s said:

If VBH wasn't on TV driving fast cars you wouldn't wanna poke her would you?

I wouldn't want to poke her at all, driving car's or not, she makes me cringe.

[406]

VBH + Vixpy = OXO

[DennisTheMenace]

Eric Mc said:

OI - leave Vikki alone. Lovely girl

Nah munter and laughs like a pig stuck in a fence , just hearing her voice gets my hackles up .

[lockstock2sb]

Even if she does have a larger build these days i think shes great ! I've always been a sucker for a woman who can handle a car !