Chav ringtone TV ads

[munky]

Frogs, teddy bears, yellow bird things, are getting on my tits. Enough to make me want to chuck out the TV. Am I alone?

only a matter of time until this becomes a ringtone:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

[sadako]

ive been using this as my ringtone for months...

www.lemonizer.com/banana/

[meeja]

Have still got "Amarillo" on my phone (I put it on WAY before all that Peter Kay stuff!!)

Have changed it this morning back to what I used to use.... the theme from the TV show "Diff'rent Strokes"

[bruciebabe]

The problem is that the TV companies are losing advertising and are desperate. The ringtone companies don't pay for their advertising in the normal manner. Their product, the ringtone, effectively costs them nothing. So they can afford to give the TV company a high percentage of their turnover in return for the advertising. So the TV companies just take a slice of turnover and in exchange put the adverts on to fill all the gaps to take them to the maximum allowed total advertising time.

[MilnerR]

Ringtones, without out doubt the most effective way of displaying to the world that you are an independently thinking, non-conformist, go getter!

Everytime I hear a new ringtone on the train i'm sick with envy that i didn't have the creative wit to stick knight rider on my nokia

The number of times you see groups of lads in pubs showing off their new ringtones to each other ...... then they wonder why they've been single for the past 2 years!

[hedders]

bruciebabe said:

Some interesting stuff

Cheers for that Brucie, that explains a lot !

[Twincam16]

Every time I hear a new ringtone on the telly, all I can think of is Burberry-capped tw@s cycling through them in the cinema very loudly and going 'ahh, av a listen to vis Kev' "ring ding ding..." Followed by that sort of antisocially forced chain-gun laugh chavs let out when they see something that appeals to their base senses of humour.

I hope, actually, that these ringtones are, in fact, a kind of tracking net for an orbital EMP weapon, and when lots of chavs have them, GoldenEye goes online!

>> Edited by Twincam16 on Wednesday 15th June 09:58

[FourWheelDrift]

munky said:

Frogs, teddy bears, yellow bird things, are getting on my tits. Enough to make me want to chuck out the TV. Am I alone? only a matter of time until this becomes a ringtone: www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

I expect this will be next....www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

I hate all the ads, I can't believe they run the same one twice during the same ad breaks too.

[jimbeaux]

Twincam16 said:

Every time I hear a new ringtone on the telly, all I can think of is Burberry-capped tw@s cycling through them in the cinema very loudly and going 'ahh, av a listen to vis Kev' "ring ding ding..." Followed by that sort of antisocially forced chain-gun laugh chavs let out when they see something that appeals to their base senses of humour. I hope, actually, that these ringtones are, in fact, a kind of tracking net for an orbital EMP weapon, and when lots of chavs have them, GoldenEye goes online! >> Edited by Twincam16 on Wednesday 15th June 09:58

Now that is some funny shit; you have made my day....thank you sir!

[pdV6]

FourWheelDrift said:

I expect this will be next....www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Pretty sure you can already get it, as well as the Kenya one...

[FourWheelDrift]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[sheepy]

FourWheelDrift said:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I would of thought that a badger farmer like yourself would love to have that as a ring tone. BTW, coming to the pub on the 30th?

[pdV6]

FourWheelDrift said:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

www.ringtones.co.uk/Weebl/Weebl.aspx

[MrFlibbles]

sadako said:

ive been using this as my ringtone for months... www.lemonizer.com/banana/

Now that is the best thing ever! I'm normally a "Ring Ring" kind of person - but where would i get that from?