Bernie at it again

[gtsralph]

Bernie aged 89 is to become a father again according to autobild. He already has three daughters aged 65, 35 and 31.

[Scabutz]

Randy old bugger

[trackdemon]

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/f1-supremo-bernie-e...

[FourWheelDrift]

I'm surprised he can remember what to do with it.

[CanAm]

His wife is a rather mature mother too, at the age of 44!

[covboy]

Always said someone had got it in for him

[chrisgtx]

What a selfish c**t.

[TheDeuce]

How's that even possible!?

A suction pump and turkey baster must have been involved..

[FourWheelDrift]

Retro Racing has found his Tinder photo.

Eye bleach at the ready - https://twitter.com/RetroRacingCo/status/124578544...

[anonymous-user]

TheDeuce said:

How's that even possible!?

A suction pump and turkey baster must have been involved..

He probably had third party cover.........

[Jonesy23]

Anything's possible, but I'd be getting a discreet test done if that sort of surprise was sprung on me. Back in 2012 maybe, seems a bit unlikely now.

[TheDeuce]

Jonesy23 said:

Anything's possible, but I'd be getting a discreet test done if that sort of surprise was sprung on me. Back in 2012 maybe, seems a bit unlikely now.

Maybe it's not his, maybe illicit - maybe the milkman...

He's from the generation that would keep that quiet!

Joking aside, and whilst it's easy to mock.. if I could walk around the paddock like I owned the place and still produce kids when I'm his age, I'd feel a certain smugness

[anonymous-user]

He'll be 90 when its born.

When its 5, he'll be 95.

When its 10, he'll be 100. 100 years old.

...or dead.

(Just in case people can't do the maths..)

[Nampahc Niloc]

Aaa. said:

He'll be 90 when its born.

When its 5, he'll be 95.

When its 10, he'll be 100. 100 years old.

...or dead.

(Just in case people can't do the maths..)

How old will he be when it’s 6?

[TheDeuce]

Aaa. said:

He'll be 90 when its born.

When its 5, he'll be 95.

When its 10, he'll be 100. 100 years old.

...or dead.

(Just in case people can't do the maths..)

You're basing your assumption of imminent death on the fact that he's human. He may not be...

We're talking here about a being that gets criticised for every outrageous decision he's ever made, yet ends up a billionaire. Got fairly cornered for fairly blatant fraud yet laughed it off and strolled in to the sunset. Now as he approaches his centenary he's apparently pregnant. Again.

He even managed to get bought out of F1 just ahead of the entire sport collapsing because of the current global crisis!! So he's perhaps capable of predicting the future too

They say they walk among us...

[TEKNOPUG]

Shrewd move on her part.

[sparta6]

Quite a bit of envy displayed on PH

Bernie has enjoyed a pretty full and interesting life so far

[PorkInsider]

sparta6 said:

Quite a bit of envy displayed on PH

Bernie has enjoyed a pretty full and interesting life so far

Yes, people have always got it in for Bern...

Actually...maybe someone has had it in for him in this case...

[Cie]

PorkInsider said:

Yes, people have always got it in for Bern...

Actually...maybe someone has had it in for him in this case...

Sounds more likely that he had it in someone.

[av185]

Always aim to date/marry women half your age minus 6 months.

Good for him.