things people say

[rooster]

My male colleague has just said " I am worried about carrying my lunch box around" sorry but IPMSL and fell off the chair. its too early.

[wizzpig]

I'd be more worried about leaving it somewhere

[southpaw]

rooster said:

My male colleague has just said " I am worried about carrying my lunch box around" sorry but IPMSL and fell off the chair. its too early.

Lmao, but you never know, he might have just robbed a bank and thought the most inconspicuous place to hide the gold bullion is in his lunch box. Does it seem heavier than normal?

[rooster]

anonymous said:

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BR!!

[UKBob]

Whilst on the phone yesterday, a client had to listen to me unexpectedly gurgling "Uhhh, uhhhhaaaaa errrrruummph!"

I then had to explain that Id fallen out of my chair, something I still do about once a year

[cotty]

UKBob you need to knock the luchtime drinking on the head

[UKBob]

cotty said:

UKBob you need to knock the luchtime drinking on the head

I actually fell forwards and sideways out of my wheelie chair (should be confined to a wheel chair really) whilst gabbling away to a grandmaster of bodily control - a surgeon.