Ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

[Rawwr]

Just wondered.

[Shuvi McTupya]

Bit early in the day for this kind of post!

[Greshamst]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Bit early in the day for this kind of post!

He’s thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?

[Mr MXT]

Greshamst said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

Bit early in the day for this kind of post!

He’s thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?

Come on mate, no professionals.

[anonymous-user]

I don’t think there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark myself.

[Getragdogleg]

So, it be on to this.

[RizzoTheRat]

A mate I used to dive with reckoned he could swim faster through water than a shark could through st

[citizensm1th]

El stovey said:

I don’t think there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark myself.

But there may be a girl

[Rawwr]

Mr MXT said:

Greshamst said:

Shuvi McTupya said:

Bit early in the day for this kind of post!

He’s thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?

Come on mate, no professionals.

I prefer flan.

[Shakermaker]

Isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?

[Greshamst]

Mr MXT said:

Come on mate, no professionals.

I said - I'm not interested I'm making st loads out of computers.

(This is who I Imagine a lot of PH-ers to be, in my mind)

[Thankyou4calling]

Was that at Superkarts?

[Rawwr]

Litterbugs.

[AllyBassman]

Two Lesbians, sisters probably. I'm just watching.

[Rawwr]

I never thought I'd say this but I'd like to hear more from AllyBassman.

[Roofless Toothless]

Towards the shark or away from it?

It makes a difference, you know.

O/T - Usain Bolt can run faster than an elephant.

[Shepster]

If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality.

[Cold]

Roofless Toothless said:

O/T - Usain Bolt can run faster than an elephant.

Which elephant?

[Leicester Loyal]

Go and get the guitar.

[sc0tt]

Cold said:

Which elephant?

Nelly