I have learned how to play "chav darts"

[gh0st]

Last night while the chavs were doing their normal thing I overheard them playing darts. This is how you apparently play "chav darts"

First of all, when one is throwing the dart, you must make a whole range of loud inane noises. Preferably out the open window if possible and if you can throw in a swear word or two - bonus points.

Then when the dart hits the board, you must then shout "WHEEEYYYYY" as if your own personal football team playing in your own personal stadium in your front room has just won and given you the winning lottery numbers. If you get a high score, you must shout out the work "c:censored:t" and "f:censored:k" a few times for good measure. If you get a low score or miss the dartboard completely you must shout "for f:censored:ks sake" and accuse all your close friends of being homosexual and offer them to a fight.

Once finished playing, you need to start up your torettes powered washing machine. This must happen after midnight and you must have your kitchen door open. The washing machine apparently cannot turn without the constant shouting of "c:censored:t" and "f:censored:k" at random intervals.

And thus ends the game of Chav Darts.


(c) Gh0st 2005 :)

[philthy]

Sounds like you need to get your arse down to Forde house ghost, and start kicking up!

Phil

[gh0st]

Cant be arsed now - I move out 1st September and I am away on buisness most of the time until then

There will be a BIG house party on the night I leave - mainly out in the back garden.....

[lotuslad]

Time for psychops - play La Triviata at full volume, shouting "pip pip old boy" and "dash it all Carruthers" every few minutes.