Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)

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Continued from here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[Laurel Green]

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler?
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Just the Rottweiler.

[funkyrobot]

Vol 10!

fk me.

[Ructions]

funkyrobot said:

Vol 10!

fk me.

10ish

[kowalski655]

Ructions said:

funkyrobot said:

Vol 10!

fk me.

10ish

That NEEDS to be the title!
Can it be amended?

[ian in lancs]

Will this thread be dedicated to tennis jokes?

[john2443]

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennis jokes?

After another 500 pages it will be dedicated to Spinal Tap!

[K12beano]

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennis jokes?

You’re optimistic enough to expect between 9 and 11 actual jokes in the next 500 pages?

You poor, deluded ......

[anonymous-user]

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennis jokes?

Yes the best in the net but they’ll all be delivered badly

[paua]

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennish jokes?

FTFY

[ian in lancs]

paua said:

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennish jokes?

FTFY

[Doofus]

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennis jokes?

Nope. Puns.

[Laurel Green]

I say, I say, I say,

My mother-in-law has gone to St Petersburg.

Is she Russian?

No, she's taking her time.

[paua]

Doofus said:

ian in lancs said:

Will this thread be dedicated to tennis jokes?

Nope. Punsch.

only a smallish quantity of vodka necessharily needed.

[Monkeylegend]

I say I say I say

My mother in law has gone to the Caribbean

Jamaica

No she went of her own accord.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Friday 27th December 09:38

Edited by Monkeylegend on Friday 27th December 09:39

[Laurel Green]

I say, I say, I say

My wife's gone to Northern Italy

Genoa?

I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.

[Doofus]

My wife told me she wants a divorce, and she's moving to Thailand.

Phuket etc...

[anonymous-user]

Did you hear about the cannibal ? He passed a friend in the street

[Evangelion]

Did you hear about the clown who went to the doctor with a crick in his neck?



Turned out he'd been sleeping funny.

[anonymous-user]

When Stephen Hawking had his first date he came back with his glasses smashed, a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees.

Apparently she stood him up