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[Mrs Fish]

vixpy1 said in another thread said:

I don't need to dance, I just stand at the bar looking cool, taking slow drags off a Malboro red.. in my cowboy boots.

>> Edited by Mrs Fish on Monday 6th June 13:15

[AC79xxx]

Those boots look huuuuuge.

You know what they say about guys with big feet??



























Yep, they've got big socks

[lotuslad]

With his insatiable thirst, Charlie was already thinking about sucking his next fag.

[vetteheadracer]

Graham Norton's stunt double is revealed.....

[alexkp]

- "Dress Down Evening at the Blue Oyster."

[lotuslad]

Just a short please Sheila; I've left my injun running outside

[alexkp]

- After the tragic accident, Charlie selflessly agree to fill the gap in Seigfied and Roy.

[lotuslad]

These boots are made for mincing, and that's just what they'll do...

[alexkp]

- Once again the Dolly Parton Appreciation Society had attracted the wrong sort.

[406]

come on ladeeezzzzzzzzzzz, fill my boots.

[lotuslad]

Charlie didn't realise that while he posed for the photo, his partner 'Butch' had slipped his grasp

[Selmer]

For fear of slipping over, he fixed a grin and made sure he didn't stray too far from the handrail.

[groucho]

Charlie, soon to be 'booted ' out for flouting no smoking rule.

[wedge girl]

vixpy said:

I'm looking good, feeling horny, why aren't I fighting off the ladies

[JagLover]

anonymous said:

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[Mrs Fish]

[quote=Bedford Rascal
"...the fixed grin was beginning to fade. Charlie could handle having to wear the ridiculous boots, but he was promised a "Ho down", where were the ho's, and why were they not going down?"[/quote]


LMAO