Why are Nissan Jukes so popular?

Why are Nissan Jukes so popular?

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ChevronB19

Original Poster:

6,153 posts

169 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Or was mine the wrong spec?

I got a petrol Juke as a hire car, and it was bloody awful. It didn’t accelerate so much as gradually gain momentum, had a rough, harsh engine (petrol), and amazingly only had 5 gears, meaning more than 4K rpm at 80mph. Cramped and cheap interior as well, honestly my partners MX5 feels like it was more roomy. Annoying orange lights as blind spot indicators, which beep if you indicate when the machine thinks I’m going to move in too soon. Massively over sensitive steering as well, and it felt like it was going to tip over any time.

Weird spec as well - big Bose speakers in the headrests, rear view camera, auto everything, but 5 speeds and no DAB?

In contrast, 2 other cars I’ve recently had were an Astra and an insignia - never liked these before, but the new versions really do seem to handle well.

vikingaero

11,049 posts

175 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Pretend 4x4
Fashion item looks
Look at me I'm wacky

lost in espace

6,276 posts

213 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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I was unfortunate enough to have a courtesy petrol auto the other day with the Bose and in quite a nice turquoise colour, made me realise how good my Leaf is. And I had to pay for the privilege although I was in for a recall.

unsprung

5,763 posts

130 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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There's a new one coming to market. Less grotesque in design, but still very much defined by youth.

I kind of like this new one.

article here
https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/why-ne...


jjones

4,435 posts

199 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Many cheap finance offers over the years.

Nissan specs are always WTF. For example LED headlights, well LED dipped headlights, halogens for main beam.

anonymous-user

60 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Cheap, pseudo-funky, faux-SUV that rides on the wave of the success of the Qashqai - remember these are basically hatches that look like SUVs.

I see a neighbour has one as a learner car for his driving school work. Seems a bit odd choice as it has small glass areas and doesn't look that good for visibility at the rear.

anonymous-user

60 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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I think they spelt the name wrong in translation and used the letter u instead of o.

Blakewater

4,343 posts

163 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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I had a diesel one as a hire car. I have an Audi A3 which is quite low. I don't like anything high up but when I was behind an A3 in traffic I felt like I could run right over it, which a lot of people like. An SUV is largely a fashion statement and people will settle for any mundane car if it follows the SUV fashion.

I also think that, like the Qashqai and a lot of mundane smaller SUVs, it does well out of Motability deals.

s m

23,495 posts

209 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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The sporty ones seem ok....

https://youtu.be/cu_usjjvg-o

PK0001

349 posts

183 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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£99 per month

donkmeister

8,956 posts

106 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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unsprung said:
There's a new one coming to market. Less grotesque in design, but still very much defined by youth.
You've just made my mum (who is 70 and has a Juke) very happy! biggrin

Gad-Westy

14,997 posts

219 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Loads here in the North East. Generous family discounts for Nissan workers means stuff like this is very cheap. Not personally driven one but I find modern Nissans quite unsatisfying generally. Always feel quite flimsy and tinny. I do like the faux overhead camera thing though. Works very well.

flatso

1,298 posts

135 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Because it looks like it does not take itself too seriously, it looks "fun".
A lot of people are getting tired of the mean, angry, pseudo sporty design and want something more relaxed.

Deranged Rover

3,722 posts

80 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Because people are, by and large, idiots.

unsprung

5,763 posts

130 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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donkmeister said:
You've just made my mum (who is 70 and has a Juke) very happy! biggrin
What a fun coincidence. Feel free to inform your mum that a strange man in America salutes her choice of motor. wink


grumbledoak

31,756 posts

239 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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Because if you want a car that doesn't look exactly like every other car in it's class there isn't a lot of choice?

ChevronB19

Original Poster:

6,153 posts

169 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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grumbledoak said:
Because if you want a car that doesn't look exactly like every other car in it's class there isn't a lot of choice?
OP here. But surely these people want something that was at least nice to drive? I’ve driven plenty of white goods that were actually quite nice to drive, but this had a rougher engine than a CVH.

Mercury00

4,125 posts

162 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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I had a sit in one and couldn't believe how cramped it was. The seating position is weird - your legs point straight ahead of you instead of a more chair-like position.

neil-1323bolts

1,140 posts

112 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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This is a very good question, I don’t know either , obvious answer just buy a golf , or a fiesta . But it’s about being different , so maybe I can see why , still a st car mind .

neil-1323bolts

1,140 posts

112 months

Saturday 26th October 2019
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ChevronB19 said:
OP here. But surely these people want something that was at least nice to drive? I’ve driven plenty of white goods that were actually quite nice to drive, but this had a rougher engine than a CVH.
Cvh , pretty poor engine but nothing a set of twin 40’s and a Kent cam could sort out , ditch the hydraulic tappets jobs a good un