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nervous

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24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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...i know, but am i the only one who finds Chris martin of Coldplay's songs just a teeensy-weeensy bit whiney? they seem to be on all the time at the moment and they just blend into one endless stream of dirgey-whingey-dolphinesque-wailings. Cheer up mate, you're minted. if anyones got anything to whine about its your daughter, Pomegranate, or Lemon or CheeseyCrisps or whatever her name is.

Coldplays output puts me in mind of that episode of game on where the chap (Matt?) who was agoraphobic had to go on stage and sing in a band and he just stood and wailed and cried cos he didn't want to be there.

probly just me, i know, but id rather listen to fingernails being scraped down a blackboard. at least with that you'd have a fair idea where the start, middle and end was.

OK, thats it. ill shut up now. until they're on the radio again.


















[small]see you in thirty seconds then.[/small]

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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That nervous lad, he's always bloody whingeing! If it's not about Coldplay, it's about his Chalfonts or having simply nothing to wear to the pub.

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

262 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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I agree!!

I can't stand Coldplay. And let's talk about Athlete while we're on the subject of depressing, whiney songs that make me want to take a rope and hang myself.

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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And as for Morrissey!

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Word to the wise Nerv - Stop listening to Radio 1!

chris.mapey

4,778 posts

296 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Don't get me started on Whining bands:

Coldplay

REM

Beautiful South

Smiths

etc....

GRRRRR!!!!!

Chris (breathe - and relax...)

Rooster

2,241 posts

266 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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oi leave REM out of it! but I agree with the rest.

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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actually its bloody everywhere, radio 2, virgin radio, capital FM etc. I'm even fairly sure it was on classic FM earlier. and talk sport FM too.

actually, now that i think about it, i have never seen twincam and Chris martin in the same place at the same time.... care to explain twinny/ Chris?

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Chris is in the huff at the mo as one of the other members of the band said he was mad to think of buying a yacht

nervous

Original Poster:

24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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poor, poor soul. no wonder his songs are so fecking miserable. i take it all back now: if id have known he had such real-world problems i would have never posted such an insensitive comment.

judas

6,235 posts

288 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Nervous, I hear ya bro!

Coldplay, Travis, Keane and every other jump-on-the-whiney-student-angstridden-introspectivenavelgazineselfpitying-bandwagon band: get a ferkin life and stop whinging!

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lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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And don't think we haven't noticed you two skulking in the back, Alfie and British Sea Power!

nervous

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24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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back atcha brother, if theres anything worse than teen angst its teen angst telegraphed by thirty somethings. oooo, life is soooo horrible.... oooo... my life is soooo hard..... I'm such a whining maggot....

GET. A. SPINE.


what? i don't believe it!! fecking hell!! hes on again now!! i just heard him three minutes ago!!



















oh hang on, I'm listening to their album

judas

6,235 posts

288 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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The new radiohead album comes with a razor blade in the inside sleeve

nervous

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24,050 posts

259 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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johnny88

1,097 posts

258 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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agree on the whiney student music crap...when (and if) i get to uni i'll havbe to endure it for 3 years. People need to listen to music which is either angry (eg Nirvana ) or loud (eg GNR, Zep )

Coldplays lead singer is also one of those socialist ecogeeks - talkiung about shareholders being the 'evil of the modern world' wr

andy400

11,644 posts

260 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Coldplay suck BDC.

O yes.

fido

18,880 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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no no no no no ....

Rush Of Blood To The Head is a fantastic album.

have a go at Robbie Williams or Kylie instead.

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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I'd certainly have a go on Kylie!