Cats
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Mad Moggie

618 posts

270 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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There's some spray you can get in garden centres and pet shops which put cats right off.




Wildy and self are immune from this spray by the way

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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If it broke into your prize pigeon loft and killed a few birds, I reckon the courts might smile upon you.

However, the odd turd here and there won't really get you much sympathy.

M3 Mitch

538 posts

258 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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I'm no UK lawyer, but I guess the owner is responsible for the cat. You can buy a motion-detector activated sprinkler (at least you can here in the states) which should discourage the tom. I wouldn't be too harsh with the cat, the owner is to blame.

That said, gather up the cat's, er, offerings to you in a paper bag, put on owner's doormat, light bag, ring doorbell, run.

Bag: couple of pence. Match: ditto, or less.

Justice: priceless

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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I think cats are classified as "Roaming Animals" by law - which IIRC means no one is really responsible for them on your property or while they are out and about.

trevorw

2,875 posts

311 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Whenever a Cat comes into my Garden (which they do alot, espcailly the front, might start charging them for a dump), I just let the Dog out.

Viola, no more cat, it works for a couple of hours.

Then they come back

And why do they always have to dig up your flower beds aswell, afterwards

c c

8,052 posts

268 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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I much prefer the: Release dog and watch cat accelerate out of the garden method.


UKBob

16,277 posts

294 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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anonymous said:
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Buy an airsoft gatling gun (wont kill the cat) set a smelly deterrent perimiter, take up a position from a second story window and teach the moggy pavlov style!

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Gazboy said:
I was actually worried about my dog catching/killing it (although cat shit stinks like crazy).


That is highly unlikely. Cats are clever devils. I have two of them, the dog over the road has chased them once or twice. The cat is looking back as it runs, laughing.

cinqster

1,057 posts

308 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Thought it was yet another gay musical thread!

>> Edited by cinqster on Thursday 2nd June 01:17

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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parrot of doom said:
.....the odd turd here and there won't really get you much sympathy....


The odd turd here and there will get you chucked out.......

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Gazboy said:
I was actually worried about my dog catching/killing it (although cat shit stinks like crazy).

Ah, your dog is insufficiently disgusting. You want one of the ones that eats cat shit. Solve both parts of the problem.

c c

8,052 posts

268 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Pigeon said:

Gazboy said:
I was actually worried about my dog catching/killing it (although cat shit stinks like crazy).


Ah, your dog is insufficiently disgusting. You want one of the ones that eats cat shit. Solve both parts of the problem.



Yep! my dog has recently acquired a taste for it.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Mine did too.

He's dead now.....

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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cinqster said:
Thought it was yet another gay musical thread!

>> Edited by cinqster on Thursday 2nd June 01:17

andygo

7,391 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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c c said:

Pigeon said:


Gazboy said:
I was actually worried about my dog catching/killing it (although cat shit stinks like crazy).



Ah, your dog is insufficiently disgusting. You want one of the ones that eats cat shit. Solve both parts of the problem.




Yep! my dog has recently acquired a taste for it.


And then the dog comes to you to say hello and gives you a nice friendly lick. Nice.

branflakes

2,039 posts

267 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Cat problem?





What cat problem?

Antwerpman

835 posts

287 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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parrot of doom said:

That is highly unlikely. Cats are clever devils. I have two of them, the dog over the road has chased them once or twice. The cat is looking back as it runs, laughing.



our old neighbours used to have several cats and we went for the `letting the dog out` detterrent, until they caught them a couple of times Didnt deter the little Fers though - seemed to have a death wish

Used to st in the gravel in out drive - wonderful to be driving down the road and find you had stepped in it and then spread it all over the carpet of your p+j

Dogs did love to eat it however and I am currently trying to develop some `cat st` doggy treats if anyone is interested in investing

>> Edited by Antwerpman on Thursday 2nd June 07:58

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Dogs have more legal status than cats - IIRC if you kill or hit a dog when driving you have to report it, whilst with a cat you don't.

Sorry but roaming cats are just one of those things. Setting your dog on it could get you into trouble, but getting your own cat - now that would be an idea

s2gonzo

6,257 posts

269 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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The dog trick doesnt work on all cats though, mine used to run short distance then turn.....
Way too quick in her passing attack, even gave a neighbours alsation a very (VERY) bloody nose and flank (think she swiped him then ran along his side claws out little cow).
Other other neighbour had a very spiteful jack russell cross, bit loads of people (including owner).. only ventured in my garden once while my cat was outside..... the dog ended up needing a visit to the vets for the cuts on his nose and one half closed eye. After that my cat ruled his garden as well as ours**.

A good trick I have found is to befriend the cat... sounds extreme, but as I am now catless (RIP) somebody elses decided to pay visits, after a couple of times I managed to get this cat to come over and be stroked etc. "Visits" stopped over night and she started going next door

Failing that, water pistol works often if the element of surprise is there. Or grated lemon vest in said flower beds.

**And no, my cat wasnt some wartorn tomcat with one eye but a long hair pedegree who would only ever venture out in daylight and used to sleep about 80% of the time. Very elegent posing little thing half the time, preening privates in front of guests was her favourite trick the other half.

vetteheadracer

8,273 posts

282 months

Thursday 2nd June 2005
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Put orange or lemon peel in your flowerbeds and no more cat shit !

Cats hate citric acid and the smell of orange peel or similar deters them.