:shout: Friday Caption competition !!!

[M@H]

I'll start with:

"It came off in me hand, honest"

[nevpugh308]

"Mate, dont think much to Kodak's new Polaroid camera ..."

>> Edited by nevpugh308 on Friday 27th September 15:49

[cotty]

Let me guess, there are looking for drugs with their new speed detector or is it the police Christmas box going around (only joshing guys)

[incorrigible]

Smile...

[plotloss]

'Smile, you're on decapitated camera?'

Matt.

PS apologies in advance for the lack of comedy value that this post represents. There is a leaving do in my department today and as 'er indoors is on her way to her sisters I am somewhat less than coherent!

[CarZee]

This wasn't the grey box Grandad had in mind.....

[M@H]

"so where do you want your new diswasher love?"

[plotloss]

quote:
This wasn't the grey box Grandad had in mind.....

LOL!

Top class!

Matt.

[nailit]

Government clamp down on people shagging in alleyways

[trefor]

"Late News: NIMBYs are reported to be going to extremes to cut speeding in their own back yards"

[GrahamG]

Sony launch 'NOTSOHANDYCAM'

[GO TVR]

Just been browsing thru the 'worstoftheweb' website
and came across a look a like for the guy in black
www.tombowl.com/canthclroy/home.htm

[moleamol]

Ingenius policemen test out their new portable device.

Bill was heard saying "It doesn't matter Dave, we'll catch a few of em and we'll be off these bikes and into an S-Class AMG merc sooner than you can say we'retheivingrobbingscummybastards"

[Bonce]

Madcop: "We're getting close to tracking Outlaw down now"

[M@H]

quote:
Madcop: "We're getting close to tracking Outlaw down now"

[bcms]

Oh Sh*t we've decapitated Number 5!

[GrahamG]

Scouse Speed Cops

[Imelda]

quote:
This wasn't the grey box Grandad had in mind.....

[jmorgan]

Police announce an extension to existing speeding policy by targeting peddle cars.
In an interview with Slipper of the Yard
"these ally ways are death traps. Sometimes 2 peddal cars at a time come hurtling down here at 1 mile an hour. They must be stoped. We have tried explaining speed to the drivers but they just asked for mummy."

[nigelbasson]

"Dealer caught red-handed trying to push speed camera onto unsuspecting youth"