In your sleep...
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I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.
You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.
Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.
I did think he was rather rude when he told me to f
k off and go back to sleep when I woke him up to help me find the toilet because I was lost in our (insert sarcasm here) huge stately home.
Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.
You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.
Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.
I did think he was rather rude when he told me to f
k off and go back to sleep when I woke him up to help me find the toilet because I was lost in our (insert sarcasm here) huge stately home. Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.
My wife has been known to scream at the spiders crawling all over the bed, has bit me on the leg (When she was a fox, and I was apparantly a chicken) has punched me in the head and I've had numerous conversations where she's been asleep (And doesn;t remember a thing).
I think it's her way of getting me back for snoring
I think it's her way of getting me back for snoring
wedge girl said:
French TVR has been known to drive around corners in his sleep with all the appropriate sound effects, including beeping his horn, revving his engine and squealing his tyres
Im assuming he hasnt changed from when he was a boy Allthough i do like the idea of practicing a particular corner in my sleep
Mrs Trackside said:
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.
You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.
Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.
I did think he was rather rude when he told me to f
Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.
Crickey I thought it was only me that did this! I have been know to remove all the picures off the walls in my sleep because I am convinced they aren't ours!
Mrs Trackside said:
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.
You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.
Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.
I did think he was rather rude when he told me to f
Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.
mxdi said:
That made me giggle Mrs Trackside
Thanks, Di! I'm glad you found it amusing...
Trackside said:
I sleep talk and occasionally sleep walk.
You'd think Trackside would be grateful when I woke him at 3 in the morning to pull him out of bed and save his life from the big steel girder coming out of the wall directly at his head.
Or maybe he'd like watching the turtles laying eggs at the end of the bed at 1.30am.
I did think he was rather rude when he told me to f
Or maybe he should have come to my rescue when 30 SAS soldiers were traipsing across our landing in full squad gears with guns and everything.
mxdi said:
That made me giggle Mrs Trackside
Thanks, Di! I'm glad you found it amusing...
I was HELPING you!! Not like when you tried to kill me by pushing me off the cliff to my certain death. If I didn't have the duvet to save my life, you'd be cooking your own dinners now!
Did once wake Himself up singing Weebl and Bob's Donkey song in my sleep at 4 in the morning.
It's here, if anyone wants a taste of the experience
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/donkey.htm
It's here, if anyone wants a taste of the experience
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/donkey.htm
[judaspriest]
Before the dawn
I hear you whisper
In your sleep
'Don't let the morning take you'
[/judaspriest]
I find though, that I can't actually sleep until past midnight. Dunno why, but I need to be sufficiently knackered by the day in order to get to sleep. If necessary, I'll watch crap late night films to get to sleep through boredom, or else I'll start drifting off, then my imagination will start playing (very) cruel tricks with my surroundings. I often get the 'faces of the damned' when trying to drift off. Perhaps my mind is far too fertile. I can't help but be creative.
Before the dawn
I hear you whisper
In your sleep
'Don't let the morning take you'
[/judaspriest]
I find though, that I can't actually sleep until past midnight. Dunno why, but I need to be sufficiently knackered by the day in order to get to sleep. If necessary, I'll watch crap late night films to get to sleep through boredom, or else I'll start drifting off, then my imagination will start playing (very) cruel tricks with my surroundings. I often get the 'faces of the damned' when trying to drift off. Perhaps my mind is far too fertile. I can't help but be creative.
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