aaargh that word again!

[rooster]

My boss has just said "incentivisation" I am glad there are no knives on my desk!!

[FourWheelDrift]

Just put it on the back burner, there's no point blamestorming anyone.

[lotuslad]

Come on buddy, start thinking outwith the box. Run some ideas up the flagpole and see who salutes them.

[Li'l pugs]

Your problem is that you just can't see the big picture and can't look outside your paradigm

[Kentish]

Seriously ....I've had a colleague say to me.

"Let's touch base when we have our heads up at the brown bag"

I wanted to punch him

[FHCNICK]

could have been worse - ad hominem anybody

[Kentish]

Kentish said:

Seriously ....I've had a colleague say to me. "Let's touch base when we have our heads up at the brown bag" I wanted to punch him

Translation....

"We'll have a chat at our lunch time meeting"

[scared but happy]

If I were you I would see if it ticks all the right boxes and then earmark it for a raft of measures then put your heads together and run it the flagpole, Finaly I would learn from your mistakes and listen to the people before making sure it never happens again.

[srebbe64]

Why don't you tell your boss that every time he talks crap you'll leave work a minute earlier.

That way you can incentivise him to communicate in a more inclusive level, by not operating on a second tier plane. As such, all the human resources, with whom he interacts with, will be further empowered and motivated to increase scaleable productivity without the need to increase overhead expenditure.

[Size Nine Elm]

FHCNICK said:

could have been worse - ad hominem anybody

smokin!

[rooster]

srebbe64 said:

Why don't you tell your boss that every time he talks crap you'll leave work a minute earlier. That way you can incentivise him to communicate in a more inclusive level, by not operating on a second tier plane. As such, all the human resources, with whom he interacts with, will be further empowered and motivated to increase scaleable productivity without the need to increase overhead expenditure.

[srebbe64]

Kentish said:

Kentish said: Seriously ....I've had a colleague say to me. "Let's touch base when we have our heads up at the brown bag" I wanted to punch him Translation.... "We'll have a chat at our lunch time meeting"

Remember to "think outside the lunch box"

[Ahonen]

lotuslad said:

Come on buddy, start thinking outwith the box. Run some ideas up the flagpole and see who salutes them.

Hmm, I see your point, but surely it's best practice to get all your ducks in a row first?

[chief-0369]

Kentish said:

Seriously ....I've had a colleague say to me. "Let's touch base when we have our heads up at the brown bag" I wanted to punch him

Are you sure he wasnt coming onto you? it sounds rather dirty

[The Gman]

Tell him to Stove Pipe his ideas. Then say you have a load of reports to write, and your going home to knock one out this afternoon.

[jimothy]

Leave a copy of 'The Dilbert Principle' on his desk and start calling him the PHB!

[lotuslad]

Apparently I spend too much time thinking inside the box

[simpo two]

I had an e-shot from an AV company wanting me to 'digitalise' something.

I replied to say the word was 'digitise' but I don't think they can read!

[jimothy]

lotuslad said:

Apparently I spend too much time thinking about someones box

[Robin S]

It Bullsh!t Bingo Time!!

"Unless we all belly up to the bar, get our shoulders behind the wheel.... somebodies going to have to take that and run with it.... "

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH !