Gh0st = 1 - Chav = 0

[gh0st]

So here I am lying in bed recovering from whatever virii has hit me the last 3 days. For some odd reason the chavs next door (proper verified chavs not just slanging them - these really are the stereotypes you find in the papers!) have taken to playing happy hardcore at FULL FULL volume with their window wide open, which is next to my window.

Even with all the windows in the house closed its so loud it could acutally be coming from inside my house :yikes:

I just lost my rag, stormed out into the back where one was "chilling", looked over the low wall and said "TURN IT DOWN - NOW" and stared at him. Now chavvy oik faced with reasonable build 6 ft angry looking skinhead (made worse that I currently sound like an easy london gangster because of my throat) promptly turned white, said "yeah sorry mate sorry mate no problem"

and silence :)

Now all i have to do is wait for my bike and car to be vandelised :rolleyes:

[BliarOut]

It's not flu then

[minornut]

-----NEWS FLASH!!!-----

Chav finds cure for flu!

[gh0st]

BliarOut said:

It's not flu then

The power of the chav playing happy hardcore has temporary regenerative powers, believe me!

[stumartin]

gh0st said:

easy london gangster because of my throat

Ah, one of them eh? Scary stuff, wouldn't like to bump into you down a <cough> dark alley.

[rsvmilly]

gh0st said:

Now chavvy oik ... said "yeah sorry mate sorry mate no problem" and silence Now all i have to do is wait for my bike and car to be vandelised

Or you could just say thanks next time you see him. Maybe you've misjudged him and been too quick to pigeon-hole him?

Just a thought

[gh0st]

rsvmilly said:

gh0st said: Now chavvy oik ... said "yeah sorry mate sorry mate no problem" and silence Now all i have to do is wait for my bike and car to be vandelised Or you could just say thanks next time you see him. Maybe you've misjudged him and been too quick to pigeon-hole him? Just a thought

Good thought but no. I hear these people every day as they have a habit of leaving their kitchen door open and all I hear from parents and children is " ". I have heard the father tell another neighbor to off anfter he complained about chav son (the one i had a go at) for walking round out front hitting things with a golf club - like cars.... and much much more., Like I said, tried and tested chavs. The only thing they understand is violence and hate so I simply stepped down to their level

[TimW]

LEave them too it untill you see them do something to ur property/posestions then go out there is a nice metal pole and Just treaten them.. run up to them and go to hit them but stop and shout at them, will scare them sh*tless... and if the retaliate and fite back just hit them till they unconscious....

>> Edited by TimW on Wednesday 25th May 19:37

[rsvmilly]

gh0st said:

Good thought but no...

Fairy nuff! Just posing a different perspective.