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vixpy1

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42,699 posts

293 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Its like a big school class on here sometimes...

Scoobz, Rich1231, PeterPeter and AlexKp always arguing at the back.. throwing paper bombs at each other. Mrs F as the teacher.. desperately trying to keep control. (). Lovemachine gazing out of the window dreaming of Surfing.

Plotloss, 2SB and Mybrainhurts always wisecracking jokes

And vixpy1, at the front of the class trying to get a peek up the girls skirts.

So.. Where does everyone else fit in then?

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Good post... lol.

Not sure about the others...but have you ever been to the School Dinners Club in London? I can FULLY recommend it...

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968

12,439 posts

277 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Where's that then? I have heard about the legendary evenings at the Hammersmith Palais...

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

313 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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pwig being sent off to see HeadmasterTed for being unruly in the classroom.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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School Dinners is way overpriced and crap, most of them munt for England too.

968

12,439 posts

277 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Plotloss said:
School Dinners is way overpriced and crap, most of them munt for England too.


Really? hit all the branches, when falling out of the ugly tree? Took a sound beating with the ugly stick??

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Yep, handful of mince, bag of spanners the full bit.

stackmonkey

5,084 posts

278 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Its like a big school class on here sometimes...

Scoobz, Rich1231, PeterPeter and AlexKp always arguing at the back.. throwing paper bombs at each other. Mrs F as the teacher.. desperately trying to keep control. (). Lovemachine gazing out of the window dreaming of Surfing.

Plotloss, 2SB and Mybrainhurts always wisecracking jokes

And vixpy1, at the front of the class trying to get a peek up the girls skirts.

So.. Where does everyone else fit in then?


I'd probably be sat next to vixpy1, but trying to look up the trouser leg of the boys' shorts.

vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

293 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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stackmonkey said:

vixpy1 said:
Its like a big school class on here sometimes...

Scoobz, Rich1231, PeterPeter and AlexKp always arguing at the back.. throwing paper bombs at each other. Mrs F as the teacher.. desperately trying to keep control. (). Lovemachine gazing out of the window dreaming of Surfing.

Plotloss, 2SB and Mybrainhurts always wisecracking jokes

And vixpy1, at the front of the class trying to get a peek up the girls skirts.

So.. Where does everyone else fit in then?



I'd probably be sat next to vixpy1, but trying to look up the trouser leg of the boys' shorts.


Won't be picking up the soap in the showers after Rugby again then!

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Nonsense Gentlemen.

Plotloss you must have got a bad batch 'cos when I went on my Stag do with about thirty mates they were all absolute honeys....

Every single one of us had to confess to impure thoughts and spent the journey home in silence reflecting upon our sins.

(Only stopping off at Browns in Old Street for further repentance.)

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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I have to ask, just to ensure that our comparative levels are equal, what did you think of the girls in Browns?

This may explain a lot...

968

12,439 posts

277 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Well, if it's that good, I must check this place out....

Where would I be in the classroom.... normally asleep with a puddle of saliva on the desk......

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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vixpy1 said:

Mrs F as the teacher.. desperately trying to keep control.



and failing most of the time

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Plotloss said:
I have to ask, just to ensure that our comparative levels are equal, what did you think of the girls in Browns?

This may explain a lot...



On the whole, pretty decent. With some really good looking ones amongst them.

If you are going to say they are dogs then either you are:
a: Hugh Hefner
b: A committed single man who has unrealistic view on female pulchritude.


I thoroughly enjoyed the visit, and was reminded of how much fun I had had every time I sat down over the following few days...

Strange, I always thought cane was a punishment...

>> Edited by alexkp on Wednesday 18th May 12:47

Karen182

4,214 posts

263 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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I'd be sat at the back with the boys, in my teeny school uniform, going out for a cig round the back of the bikesheds at lunchtime

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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I cant say I frequent it often but when I've been in there they havent been up to the Spearmint Rhino or any American club standard...

Which is what one would expect for School Dinners money...

968

12,439 posts

277 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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What a phrase!! Have you been reading Jack Vance?

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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Plotloss said:
I cant say I frequent it often but when I've been in there they havent been up to the Spearmint Rhino or any American club standard...

Which is what one would expect for School Dinners money...



I have a couple of friends who used to dance at For Your Eyes Only....

Oh yes.

(One was much more than a friend....excuse me while I just reflect on my life for a moment...)

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pdV6

16,442 posts

290 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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anonymous said:
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...
or

(c) sober

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th May 2005
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968 said:

anonymous said:
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What a phrase!! Have you been reading Jack Vance?


No, I just have a great vocabulary... innit?