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lazyitus said:

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprophen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. The second choice, a narrow loser, was ibepokin. ------------------------------------------------ Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud and of course dixafix. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign will claim that it is now possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highball.

Viagra eye drops have been out for some time now so I believe.....

.... I gather they make you look hard.