paddy kielty: corporate hoare

[nervous]

celebrity love island? ok, look kellys in it. so thats two plus points. but i dont who any of the celebrities are. someone help me.

also, theres something about paddy kielty that makes me want to beat him to death with a spatula. its not his 'talent', i used to think he was quite funny, but he just seems to be every-bloody-where.

moreover, do you think john lesley and david beckham are watching this?

wait, i know who jayne middlemiss is!! i liked her, whats she doing in this tripe?

is that dannan bloke the little one who used to be in ita int half hot mum?

and who is he?

and him?

im getting old.

>> Edited by nervous on Monday 16th May 21:09

[Karen182]

I like Patrick Kielty! I think, sadly, I know most of the so called 'celebs' in this...

[nervous]

so, who are they? they seem to have stacked the deck heavily in the boys favour. the boys seem a bit rubbish compared to the girls.

how do i get a ticket?

[lazyitus]

Patrick Kielty ?

Isn't that an anagram of 'Irritating tosspot' ?

I know he probably doesn't like me either but to be quite frank, my dislike for him is far, far stronger.

[nervous]

has rebecca loos >ahem< grown?

squuuuueeeeeeaaaaalllll? ohmygoditslikesooooobeatufil!!

[Karen182]

Well you obviously know Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos. You've got Liz who was in Atomic Kitten, Callum Best, George Best's son, the IT girl (Victoria Hervey's sister), the guy who was in Eastenders and had a fling with that rough page 3 girl with really overly big breasts. Hold on, need to watch a bit more...

They seem to be on the whole people that have had high profile sexual relationships...

[nervous]

think youll find its an anagram of 'talentless wit'. or is that les dennis? i forget.

[Karen182]

nervous said:

has rebecca loos >ahem< grown? squuuuueeeeeeaaaaalllll? ohmygoditslikesooooobeatufil!!

Yep, she sold the pics to a magazine the other week - she did a photoshoot to show them off.

[nervous]

what exactly did she do in IT? was she a programmer?

[Mrs Fish]

Ooooo Lee Sharpe I was so in lust with him when I was at Uni

[Karen182]

Mrs Fish said:

Ooooo Lee Sharpe I was so in lust with him when I was at Uni

I'm thinking he's quite nice now, lust-wise that is...

[Mrs Fish]

Karen182 said:

Mrs Fish said: Ooooo Lee Sharpe I was so in lust with him when I was at Uni I'm thinking he's quite nice now, lust-wise that is...

Indeed, my lust may have been re-awakened

Pity the Loos bird is in it, I really can not stand her.

[yertis]

I know it's pedantic but "hoare" is a variety of frost. The word you were looking for is "whore".

According to friends in the nursing trade Titmuss was a lovely girl, but one who generated resentment for having frequent time off with a "bad-back".

[nervous]

what the surly ex footballer one? really? thats what girls like? id have said hes the last one anyone would have picked. shows what i know. im off to grow a mullet then.

my money is on the little weedy bloke winning that looks like the guy out of it aint half hot mum. hes the only one not showing off.

[Mrs Fish]

I've changed my mind now I have had a closer look, he needs a haircut

[yertis]

Mrs Fish said:

I've changed my mind now I have had a closer look, he needs a haircut

And I suppose you're the girl to do it...

[nervous]

hi yertis youre right, that is pedantic.

[nervous]

[yertis]

nervous said:

hi yertis youre right, that is pedantic.

The devil is in the detail.

[Mrs Fish]

So, who is the most attractive bird?

I would have to say Isabella


Most attractive Male I would have to say Callum.