Sacrifices

[Pug Dealer]

What do you want so badly at the moment, and what would you do to get it?

[nervous]

everything. anything.

[BliarOut]

I would give my entire toe nail clipping collection for one of those new Pug 1007's

[pzero64]

To be ambidextrous. My right arm.

[nervous]

it all. it all.

[titiany]

I just got what I wanted.

And committed all sorts of sins to get it

[nervous]

quick quick somebody put up the 'useless without pictures' emoticon thingy.

[nervous]

actually, come to think of it 'all sorts of sins' IS what i want.

[alexkp]

What do I want?

One of those new Rolex Explorers...

What will I do to get it?

I will retrieve a small plastic rectangle from my wallet, and show it to the proprietor of the shop. He will then give me the watch. I can only conclude that the small piece of plastic has magical qualities and allows me to control minds much like Derren Brown does...

(PS - Please don't tell anyone I have this power. Especially the missus.)

[titiany]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[alexkp]

titiany said:

I just got what I wanted. And committed all sorts of sins to get it

You have twenty years of whatever you want...but then your soul (and your ass) is mine......

Alexkp,
No. 1 Fire Alley,
Hades.

[nervous]

in that order? if so, sign me up. cos youll waste another 20 looking for my soul whilst im out sinning.


mmmmm...sin.

>> Edited by nervous on Monday 16th May 15:36

[BliarOut]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Alexkp in bum burglar shocker

[nervous]

oh crap, wait... i recant. i recant i tell you!!!!

[Pug Dealer]

I would give give my right arm for a cup final ticket right now......

actually make that my left

[alexkp]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Well, variety is the spice of life and all that. Titiany is a girlie, otherwise I might be coming over all confused like....

>> Edited by alexkp on Monday 16th May 15:39

[BliarOut]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

A true gentleman would have asked Titiany first

[nervous]

im just happy he didnt come over all nervous.

[alexkp]

Oh dear...this has all gone horribly wrong and I am being totally miscontrued.

How to go from "witty" Faust parody to seedy "bum burglar" in one easy step courtesy of the PH collective...

[nervous]

your welcome. all part of the service.